friday night me and the wife go out to see "baby mama". we get in the theatre and sit down about 5 minutes before the show starts. it seems there is some previous tension between a couple and another dude that is right in front of us. theyre bitching to each other about some seat and some other stuff. theyre just jawing back and forth through all the previews and about the first 5 minutes of the show. im just sitting back laughing at their ignorance, when i finally decide i should do something to premote some action. so, i fling a piece of ice down into the lap of the chick. she turns around and calls the other dude an asshole, and he replies with "shutup bitch". guy with the girl stands up and says "dont call my girl a bitch!!" and punches the dude square in the jaw. thats when all hell broke loose. everybody just got out of the way. it was like the red sea parting. they fought for a good 5 minutes. rolling over at least 3 rows of seats. blood spewing everywhere. best fight ive seen in a while. it took a while for security to get there, but they were already tired by that time. cops hauled them off and everybody in the theatre got free tickets. had to bring in mops to clean up all the blood. thats some sweet action.
what it do!?!