Crunk Times, My friend.....Crunk Times

[tappin_azz 10+ year member]

I hear wiggler safety courses are the best. I bet it takes some time to learn how to hold a shotgun sideways.

you just have to make sure the shell ejects downward and not upwards. its took me about 2 years to perfect it. i took several shells off the forehead in the process of learning.

 

[tappin_azz 10+ year member]

Hell yeah we will. I have already picked out the...er, range.

hey, me and tom went to this bar late saturday night. it had a $5 cover which he refused to pay. told them he was having ONE beer. they let us in. as soon as he orders his second beer, the doorman is all over us, asking for the $5. i start getting my money out to pay, but tom tells me to put it up. well, tom still wont pay it, tells dude to go get the owner, or the manager. telling them this was a business deal and all kind of crap. manager comes and he talks his way out of the $5.

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

hey, me and tom went to this bar late saturday night. it had a $5 cover which he refused to pay. told them he was having ONE beer. they let us in. as soon as he orders his second beer, the doorman is all over us, asking for the $5. i start getting my money out to pay, but tom tells me to put it up. well, tom still wont pay it, tells dude to go get the owner, or the manager. telling them this was a business deal and all kind of crap. manager comes and he talks his way out of the $5.

All that for $5? Um ok.

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

I want to get a .50 cal handgun when I turn 21. I dunno why.

 

[tappin_azz 10+ year member]

All that for $5? Um ok.

you have to know the guy. he is the cheapest person i have ever met.

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

you have to know the guy. he is the cheapest person i have ever met.

x2. The most jewish non jew in the world. Seriously. Complete with New York background and jewelry store occupation.

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

So he orders double cheeseburgers with mac sauce and lettuce instead of buying the Big Mac?

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

I don't want a hand gun...I am very afraid the bullets are going to explode in my hand when loading the clip. I feel a bit more comfortable with a shotgun as that is what I have used.

youre ridiculous.

Actually, I think a shotgun is better for home defense anyway.
I don't worry so much about the bullets going off in my hand for absulutely no freaking reason.

flip thinks handguns accidentally jump out of closets and shoot little kids i guess.

hey, me and tom went to this bar late saturday night. it had a $5 cover which he refused to pay. told them he was having ONE beer. they let us in. as soon as he orders his second beer, the doorman is all over us, asking for the $5. i start getting my money out to pay, but tom tells me to put it up. well, tom still wont pay it, tells dude to go get the owner, or the manager. telling them this was a business deal and all kind of crap. manager comes and he talks his way out of the $5.

wow

x2. The most jewish non jew in the world. Seriously. Complete with New York background and jewelry store occupation.

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So he orders double cheeseburgers with mac sauce and lettuce instead of buying the Big Mac?

maybe he invented that.

 

[mokedaddy 5,000+ posts]

So he orders double cheeseburgers with mac sauce and lettuce instead of buying the Big Mac?

Ive done that before. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 

[tappin_azz 10+ year member]

i also have a little story about how i started a beat down in the movie theatre friday night. that is forthcoming.

 

[mokedaddy 5,000+ posts]

I want to get a .50 cal handgun when I turn 21. I dunno why.

You better be a big dude with strong hands if you are going to accurately fire that hand cannon.

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

You better be a big dude with strong hands if you are going to accurately fire that hand cannon.

I'm not as tall as Dev or as fat as BigBang, but I've got some meat on me.

 

[tappin_azz 10+ year member]

friday night me and the wife go out to see "baby mama". we get in the theatre and sit down about 5 minutes before the show starts. it seems there is some previous tension between a couple and another dude that is right in front of us. theyre bitching to each other about some seat and some other stuff. theyre just jawing back and forth through all the previews and about the first 5 minutes of the show. im just sitting back laughing at their ignorance, when i finally decide i should do something to premote some action. so, i fling a piece of ice down into the lap of the chick. she turns around and calls the other dude an asshole, and he replies with "shutup bitch". guy with the girl stands up and says "dont call my girl a bitch!!" and punches the dude square in the jaw. thats when all hell broke loose. everybody just got out of the way. it was like the red sea parting. they fought for a good 5 minutes. rolling over at least 3 rows of seats. blood spewing everywhere. best fight ive seen in a while. it took a while for security to get there, but they were already tired by that time. cops hauled them off and everybody in the theatre got free tickets. had to bring in mops to clean up all the blood. thats some sweet action.

what it do!?!

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

i also have a little story about how i started a beat down in the movie theatre friday night. that is forthcoming.

friday night me and the wife go out to see "baby mama". we get in the theatre and sit down about 5 minutes before the show starts. it seems there is some previous tension between a couple and another dude that is right in front of us. theyre bitching to each other about some seat and some other stuff. theyre just jawing back and forth through all the previews and about the first 5 minutes of the show. im just sitting back laughing at their ignorance, when i finally decide i should do something to premote some action. so, i fling a piece of ice down into the lap of the chick. she turns around and calls the other dude an asshole, and he replies with "shutup bitch". guy with the girl stands up and says "dont call my girl a bitch!!" and punches the dude square in the jaw. thats when all hell broke loose. everybody just got out of the way. it was like the red sea parting. they fought for a good 5 minutes. rolling over at least 3 rows of seats. blood spewing everywhere. best fight ive seen in a while. it took a while for security to get there, but they were already tired by that time. cops hauled them off and everybody in the theatre got free tickets. had to bring in mops to clean up all the blood. thats some sweet action.
what it do!?!

Needs its own thread.

 

[icpurplepplalot 5,000+ posts]

Man this hangover needs to go away. I feel like shit //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif