Crunk Times, My friend.....Crunk Times

[SyKo13 5,000+ posts]

She tells me, if I don't understand or make out what's she's saying, to ask her to repeat it....

I've asked her to repeat herself before, but then she gets like pissed off or annoyed

I don't friggin get her

 

[SyKo13 5,000+ posts]

I thought she said bye, but she said something else n I said bye and hung up

Apparently I hung up on her....

Ima get an earload when/if she calls back...

 

[SyKo13 5,000+ posts]

His girly

Yea, her

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[tommyk90 5,000+ posts]

I just saw paris hilton get speared through the head in that movie house of wax.

I almost cheered but then I remembered that people were sleeping.

 

[icpurplepplalot 5,000+ posts]

I just saw paris hilton get speared through the head in that movie house of wax.
I almost cheered but then I remembered that people were sleeping.

I lol'd when that happened the first time I saw it

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

i see the ex gf thread blew up //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

party at my place Friday night. all regular CT folk welcome.

ill b there

CT,
I have a confession to make. Some of my free time is being taken by tribal wars. I am starting to get hooked and know that my crunk times are indeed failing. I didn't think I would get into another browser game, but my spearchuckers and swordsmen are farming n00bs right now.

oh.

Well,
I am thinking the closing company forgot my down payment at closing.

and

The dog I am getting is free. He said I could get my pick...I chose the animal on Sat and pick it up in about 7 weeks. The father is a great dane that is 7' tall when standing

It's a mix...with a bulldog or something...
Who knows.

What do you mean by high maintenance? Our dogs eat table scraps.

i got this far

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

What does spinach and *** have in common?

The more your parents try to make you like it as a kid, the less you like it as an adult.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

what a weird thread that is.

 

[icpurplepplalot 5,000+ posts]

Yeah it's pretty weird when some guy wants to know where you choke the chicken at.

On another tangent, why the fuck am I still awake?

 

[icpurplepplalot 5,000+ posts]

it really is. I mean honestly, why would you want to read where someone jerks it //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif


srsly man. agreed 100%

I know, I wish I could go to sleep too. My girl and i had a serious night. Finally did it too. I picked her up and threw her in that bed //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/woot.gif.aaa6090e619a97b6090d16dd863c5a69.gif, now i needs me some //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

Anyone got some suggestions for some good books? It has come to my attention that I don't read enough at all. Not a fan of fiction or drama.

 

[icpurplepplalot 5,000+ posts]

we talked about the M word...and I said, "well we gotta start doing it more than once a month for me to consider that."
we both el oh el'd. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif :laugh: what a gal.

lol, atleast things seem to be working out better

the other serious thing we talked about is she will someday, most likely, end up going to iraq. When she does, she will be there for 15 months. That's such a long time to not see someone. I'm not sure how I would hold out. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif :crap:
oh well, can't b1tch and moan until it actually happens. Not sure what to do about the little dude either when that happens. He'll probably be my responsibility most likely.

That would seriously **** man, 15 months I would go insane. GL on that, and yeah I would guess you'd be the one looking after the little tyke

Anyone got some suggestions for some good books? It has come to my attention that I don't read enough at all. Not a fan of fiction or drama.

I read A Brave New World recently, was a good book, very 1984ish though.

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

I read A Brave New World recently, was a good book, very 1984ish though.

Yeah, that sounds like something I would like a lot. I like to read for knowledge, for example, I enjoyed the book The Paradox of Choice a lot, along with Nikola Tesla: Man Out of Time.

Anyone else have suggestions for that kind of stuff?

 

[azz_tappin 10+ year member]

So, I rocked the karaoke bar last night wid my crews. I noticed that a few Pentacostal womenz had stumpled into my den. I knew if I could get those pew jumpers kickin' I would own the place, so I started with "Jesus Take the Wheel." It didn't take long before dem Yearning for Zion looking bishes were out on the floor swingin their 6' long hair and speaking in tounges. Unfortunately, they were ran out of the place when a couple of them pulled uot snakes from their D & B handbags. So, I had to really start from scratch. I took it the extreme with a little Gnarles Barkley and Crazy.

Finally, I reminded everyone of why they came when I closed the place down with Barry Manilow's "I Write the Songs." The women rushed the stage where they lifted me up mosh pit style and took me to the bars to by me some malt.

What did it do?