Crunk Times, My friend.....Crunk Times

[tappin_azz 10+ year member]

So, I rocked the karaoke bar last night wid my crews. I noticed that a few Pentacostal womenz had stumpled into my den. I knew if I could get those pew jumpers kickin' I would own the place, so I started with "Jesus Take the Wheel." It didn't take long before dem Yearning for Zion looking bishes were out on the floor swingin their 6' long hair and speaking in tounges. Unfortunately, they were ran out of the place when a couple of them pulled uot snakes from their D & B handbags. So, I had to really start from scratch. I took it the extreme with a little Gnarles Barkley and Crazy.
Finally, I reminded everyone of why they came when I closed the place down with Barry Manilow's "I Write the Songs." The women rushed the stage where they lifted me up mosh pit style and took me to the bars to by me some malt.

What did it do?

errrrbody knows karaoke is on crunk tuesdays.

and whats up with all the tappin wanna-be's lately??

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

it really is. I mean honestly, why would you want to read where someone jerks it //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif


srsly man. agreed 100%

I know, I wish I could go to sleep too. My girl and i had a serious night. Finally did it too. I picked her up and threw her in that bed //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

I keep sayin it, i think that a lot of the members here are gay.

and good, keep doin that.

Yeah it's pretty weird when some guy wants to know where you choke the chicken at.
On another tangent, why the fuck am I still awake?

theyre gay. definitely. jsut like when i asked why they wanna post dick pics instead of **** pics.

we talked about the M word...and I said, "well we gotta start doing it more than once a month for me to consider that."
we both el oh el'd. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif :laugh: what a gal.

yeah its sad when someone not in a relationship is gettin it more than someone who is. But isnt that what they say marriage is like?

the other serious thing we talked about is she will someday, most likely, end up going to iraq. When she does, she will be there for 15 months. That's such a long time to not see someone. I'm not sure how I would hold out. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif :crap:
oh well, can't b1tch and moan until it actually happens. Not sure what to do about the little dude either when that happens. He'll probably be my responsibility most likely.

send that little fuck to her parents, thats what.

 

[SyKo13 5,000+ posts]

wtf

 

[tappin_azz 10+ year member]

He had me going till you responded. lawl

he likes pretending to be me. so does his wife.

 

[tappin_azz 10+ year member]

his wife likes for him to pretend to be me. why must you be so difficult?

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

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I get to go in to work early today and not stay til the end, it would have been nicer if i woke up earlier and went, id be off by 5 and still have my night. ah well. getting off at 9 will be nice anyway

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

Oh and this guy at work is comin in saturday........supposedly his wedding is the weekend too. He was there yesterday for an hour. Weird. If my wedding was on the weekend i wouldnt be anywhere near work for at least a few days before it.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

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NWS

 

[SyKo13 5,000+ posts]

Boner?

 

[SyKo13 5,000+ posts]

Nice nippleys

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

I c