Crunk Times, My friend.....Crunk Times

[tappin_azz 10+ year member]

LOL. where is your hometown? in the off chance we need to find your body.

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

Guntown, MS

I may have to get her number blocked from my phone after we do the deed. She pesters me enough already. She actually seems like a cool chick, just has a weakness with relationships and anger problems. Always falls "in love". ***** doesn't know what love is.

 

[tappin_azz 10+ year member]

guntown = middle of nowhere.

ill give you a month.....youll either be engaged to the crazy midget, or have a stab wound.

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

She asked me on what my feelings about marriage were, just in a general.

I told her I am not going to consider marriage until I have a master's degree. I told her 26 seemed like a good age to settle down. She thinks 18 is. Wtf? I am looking forward to the day I can get into the bar and drink without having to use my altered ID. I actually won't have to lie to girls about my age. Those are going to be the best times.

 

[SyKo13 5,000+ posts]

Or dead

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

Sound's like a fun night

it was interesting for sure. haha

A retarded mute?
That could be an easy lay.

it was, i mean if i woulda done it. i think i said this already, but she reminded us of those girls in high school that act more drunk than they really are.

any pics of said mute?

there are some, ill probly get them today or tomorrow. she was not hot. now that i think about it, all that pink she had on made her look like ms piggy.

Devs taking advantage of the short bus.

hahahah nah. she was weird. and then she told me to just do the whole fall asleep thing? I had no idea what she was talking about. she was like dont make fun of me, i want *** but i dont wanna have a reputation? she was talkin in broken sentences and not making any sense. I told her i was not fucking her. then she got mad and walked away, then came back it was just weird.

I like the big wheel mower....


Indeed. Now I know how he gets all teh ****.

hahahaha nah i gave up **** for a lil while i think

I'd nail a retarded chick if you looked good enough with the right body.

meh. thats not really sayin much for you.

I do have standards. If they rate a 4 1/2 or better on my scale of 10 they are bangable.Gotta be a 6 1/2+ to be seen in public with though and or date

see what i mean? 4.5.....

One reason I probably will bang her is because shes 4'11". How many people can say they have slung it to a girl under 5" ?

is that some kind of accomplishment?

 

[tappin_azz 10+ year member]

dev, youre thread idea about me trying to find out who ratted me out almost got me banned friday. LOL

turns out scoobydoo actually called the ATL crimestoppers.

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

Actually, it is something else I will do just to say I have done it. I am a very unique person and love being able to bring up random/stupid shit I have done.

Banging a chick under 5' is one of those random accomplishments.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

dev, youre thread idea about me trying to find out who ratted me out almost got me banned friday. LOLturns out scoobydoo actually called the ATL crimestoppers.

I missed it, where was/is it?

Actually, it is something else I will do just to say I have done it. I am a very unique person and love being able to bring up random/stupid shit I have done.
Banging a chick under 5' is one of those random accomplishments.

what kind or how many cool points or life facts do bangin fat chicks give you?

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

sounds like it was a success though

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

i found the thread. s

 

[icpurplepplalot 5,000+ posts]

sounds like it was a success though

Hereit is dev

http://www.caraudio.com/forum/showthread.php?t=313640&highlight=ratted

 

[icpurplepplalot 5,000+ posts]

So yeah, I kinda feel like an ass because I did not get my mother anything for mother's day.

I think I am just going to buy her something, and give it to her when she comes down to visit me in a couple weeks, and tell her that I did not want to ship it.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

So yeah, I kinda feel like an ass because I did not get my mother anything for mother's day.
I think I am just going to buy her something, and give it to her when she comes down to visit me in a couple weeks, and tell her that I did not want to ship it.

now youre thinkin on your feet, or toes or whatever.

 

[icpurplepplalot 5,000+ posts]

now youre thinkin on your feet, or toes or whatever.

Now I just have to think of something to get her