Crunk Times, My friend.....Crunk Times

[DaveT 10+ year member]

Ah come on you can't mention it and not say it. You big tease you, tell us.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

but that bitch was kinda crazy.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

Ah come on you can't mention it and not say it. You big tease you, tell us.

i thought she was retarded at first. my friends though she was mute.

that should give a hint on how weird this smut was.

 

[DaveT 10+ year member]

i thought she was retarded at first. my friends though she was mute.

that should give a hint on how weird this smut was.

Sound's like a fun night

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

A retarded mute?

That could be an easy lay.

 

[DD_Dave 10+ year member]

any pics of said mute?

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

Devs taking advantage of the short bus.

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

I'd nail a retarded chick if you looked good enough with the right body.

 

[97gp 5,000+ posts]

I'd nail a retarded chick if you looked good enough with the right body.

So you have new standards now?

 

[tappin_azz 10+ year member]

So you have new standards now?

not new standards....no standards.

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

I do have standards. If they rate a 4 1/2 or better on my scale of 10 they are bangable.

Gotta be a 6 1/2+ to be seen in public with though and or date

 

[tappin_azz 10+ year member]

I do have standards. If they rate a 4 1/2 or better on my scale of 10 they are bangable.Gotta be a 6 1/2+ to be seen in public with though and or date

i laughed.

you stay in starkville all summer?

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

i laughed.
you stay in starkville all summer?

Yup. Got Forestry Summer Camp this a summer. Its a requirement for all incoming Juniors in Forestry.

Pretty much 8-5 every day for 2 months.

Some mornings we have to be at the school at 6 A.M. and won't get home till 8:00, or so we have been told.

All day long spent cruising timber.

 

[tappin_azz 10+ year member]

being in the woods all day doesnt sound like a bad gig.

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

As soon as I go back to my hometown, this will be my latest bang.

This girl called my phone and had the wrong number but I started bullshitting with her. Apparently she liked it and started texting/calling me. The girl is 18, has been engaged THREE TIMES, and has spent a week in a pysch ward after threatening to kill everyone at her school. I have never met nor hung out with her, just talked on the phone and internet. Shits crazy. She wants to fk me as soon as I get home. It seems I can never find a normal nympho.

One reason I probably will bang her is because shes 4'11". How many people can say they have slung it to a girl under 5" ? I could just hold her straight out and bang it. Can't do that with about half the girls I have nailed.haha