Crunk Times, My friend.....Crunk Times

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drunk women can be funny as hell
yeah, I never get to play with the ******* anymore, sucks big

they were one of my favorite pasttimes

hopefully once the milk well runs dry Ill get to start that back up //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

when I was datin my wife she would call me @ work when she'd go out to tell me she was dancin with someone

I told her okay, no problem, Im not a jealous guy, my wife likes to dance, and I dont, Im not gonna deny her that (plus shes a hillbilly, she doesnt go to the "clubs", shes a line dancer //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif)

so one night she calls me and tells me there's some douche that wont leave her alone, he kept tryin to rub up on her like hes at the club, instead of the elks lodge or something

so I tell her dont worry about it, I get off in a few, Ill stop by and make an appearance and cool it down

so I get there a little later, and see some cop cars out front

I think huh, thats wierd, i just left and didnt dispatch anyone out there, i wonder what happend (Im still wearing my shirt for work, which says police on it)

so I walk up and talk to a cop for a minute

apparently some guy got his *** kicked and went runnin out of the bar with blood all over his face, they found out who he was and that hes got felony a and b warrants out

"cool, did ya catch him yet?"

"yeah, hes going to county lockup for extradition"

"sweet, im gonna go in, my girls here"

he says, "I know, shes the one who broke his nose"

I say

"cool"

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my 5'2" 130 pound midget wife broke some 6'00 250 pound wife beaters nose cause he was rubbin on her

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she's my little hillbilly lol
dam son. lil scrapper.

lol, its the ca.com thing to do
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Abuse of police powers?
//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/word.gif.64b12e39f936af3b4fff38a1c0bd0244.gif savagebee is one of those cops i always make threads about.

People in the apt below my gf's abusing teh weed. I can't wait til we gtfo.
call the police.

I think they may be the ones who ripped off my setup....who knows.Plus, the guy is about 3x my size....I'd rather not get in a scuffle. You seen my pic, I am not really one to throw hands.
hmmm, might be. and besides, you can shoot people.

 
I think they may be the ones who ripped off my setup....who knows.Plus, the guy is about 3x my size....I'd rather not get in a scuffle. You seen my pic, I am not really one to throw hands.
You better lose that mindset when you cross the state line, Tappin and I are going to be getting you into some shit.

 
well I went out last night and got drunk. Stayed out till 6 this morning. G/f got kind of mad //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif
hahaha, ah well son. Whatd you do?

You better lose that mindset when you cross the state line, Tappin and I are going to be getting you into some shit.
awwww nga. I wanna go. when is this all goin down?

 
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