Crunk Times, My friend.....Crunk Times

[icpurplepplalot 5,000+ posts]

drama is lame

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

just went to someones house, and now im here at 2am typin to noone. I had 2 beers, so im not drunk. Im kinda bored and tired. a lil confused.

i wanna tell somebody so bad what happened tonight with one of the married couples but i still cant bring myself to do it. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

drama is lame

it is. and even when i try to alleviate it, there is always like 2 or three other people eggin it on.... hahaha.

 

[savagebee 10+ year member]

just went to someones house, and now im here at 2am typin to noone. I had 2 beers, so im not drunk. Im kinda bored and tired. a lil confused.

i wanna tell somebody so bad what happened tonight with one of the married couples but i still cant bring myself to do it. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

you can tell me

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[savagebee 10+ year member]

it is. and even when i try to alleviate it, there is always like 2 or three other people eggin it on.... hahaha.

people are always like that

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

you can tell me//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif:laugh: yeah i sure can.

nah i cant tell anyone. people trust me with their secrets, thoughts, feelings and actions. I cant say anything.

people are always like that

word. it sucks. just let that shit die. it makes things uncomfortable.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

im so bored i might just go to sleep. but it feels too early to go to sleep.

 

[savagebee 10+ year member]

i hear that shit

i deal with it all the time (notso much since I got married) and its retarded

but people are always elbow deep in someone elses shit

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

i hear that shiti deal with it all the time (notso much since I got married) and its retarded

but people are always elbow deep in someone elses shit

very true. all up in their koolaid and dont know the flavor. Its funny too, because one of the people involved specifically said he didnt want everyone in the group to know. As soon as he left the room, Boom it was all aired out. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

Ok im really going to bed now.

The drunk girl just called haha. she said she embarrassed herself tonight. heh. no shit getting thrown out of a bar for takin off your shirt and dancin hahaha.

 

[savagebee 10+ year member]

very true. all up in their koolaid and dont know the flavor. Its funny too, because one of the people involved specifically said he didnt want everyone in the group to know. As soon as he left the room, Boom it was all aired out. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

Ok im really going to bed now.

The drunk girl just called haha. she said she embarrassed herself tonight. heh. no shit getting thrown out of a bar for takin off your shirt and dancin hahaha.

I know what ya mean, when I was still living the bachelor life that kinda drama was ridiculous

but whats up with a female gettin kicked outta the bar for strippin to her bra?

thats encouraged around here

I dont know how many times my wife ******* got a breath of fresh air when we went out, she'd usually get free drinks till I made an appearance from tha pool tables or concert floor //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

my wife's ******* had magical powers, now that shes poppin a kid out that may not work anymore //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

I know what ya mean, when I was still living the bachelor life that kinda drama was ridiculous

but whats up with a female gettin kicked outta the bar for strippin to her bra?

thats encouraged around here

I dont know how many times my wife ******* got a breath of fresh air when we went out, she'd usually get free drinks till I made an appearance from tha pool tables or concert floor //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

my wife's ******* had magical powers, now that shes poppin a kid out that may not work anymore //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

yeah it will, theyll just be bigger, and squirting milk on everybody.

Really I dont know, they were drunk as hell, they said they were hot, one took her shirt off, then the other said I cant believe you did that, and then she took hers off. hahaha, then they were dancin for 1/2 hour she lost her belly button ring dancin with a guy. THen the bouncers told them to put their shirts on, they said nah all drunkily most likely so the bouncers told them they had to leave.

They walked an hour home. Didnt even know where they were, talkin bout catchin a bus to come to where i was, sayin they were gonna **** everyone I was with, even the girls. It was just hilarious. I had them on speakerphone sayin some of this stuff.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

I didnt go to sleep cuz shinchan is on......

in case you were wondering.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

im glad this aint my girl. Or id be all makin a thread about it and shit.

 

[savagebee 10+ year member]

drunk women can be funny as hell

yeah, I never get to play with the ******* anymore, sucks big

they were one of my favorite pasttimes

hopefully once the milk well runs dry Ill get to start that back up //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

when I was datin my wife she would call me @ work when she'd go out to tell me she was dancin with someone

I told her okay, no problem, Im not a jealous guy, my wife likes to dance, and I dont, Im not gonna deny her that (plus shes a hillbilly, she doesnt go to the "clubs", shes a line dancer //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif)

so one night she calls me and tells me there's some douche that wont leave her alone, he kept tryin to rub up on her like hes at the club, instead of the elks lodge or something

so I tell her dont worry about it, I get off in a few, Ill stop by and make an appearance and cool it down

so I get there a little later, and see some cop cars out front

I think huh, thats wierd, i just left and didnt dispatch anyone out there, i wonder what happend (Im still wearing my shirt for work, which says police on it)

so I walk up and talk to a cop for a minute

apparently some guy got his *** kicked and went runnin out of the bar with blood all over his face, they found out who he was and that hes got felony a and b warrants out

"cool, did ya catch him yet?"

"yeah, hes going to county lockup for extradition"

"sweet, im gonna go in, my girls here"

he says, "I know, shes the one who broke his nose"

I say

"cool"

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my 5'2" 130 pound midget wife broke some 6'00 250 pound wife beaters nose cause he was rubbin on her

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she's my little hillbilly lol

 

[savagebee 10+ year member]

im glad this aint my girl. Or id be all makin a thread about it and shit.

lol, its the ca.com thing to do