Crunk Times, My friend.....Crunk Times

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

I need two sheets of MDF for this, weak.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

Q: What is the one food that cuts a woman's *** drive in half?

A: Wedding cake.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

A priest offered a Nun a lift.

She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg.

The priest nearly had an accident.

After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.

The nun said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'

The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again.

The nun once again said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'

The priest apologized 'Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.

Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way.

On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, 'Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.

Moral of the story:

If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.

 

[icpurplepplalot 5,000+ posts]

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/1971-Oldsmobile-Cutlass-Supreme-Convertible_W0QQitemZ160231912950QQcmdZViewItem //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/drool.gif.b5e863e893038027711d4402f340dad0.gif

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/1971-Oldsmobile-Cutlass-Supreme-Convertible_W0QQitemZ160231912950QQcmdZViewItem //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/drool.gif.b5e863e893038027711d4402f340dad0.gif

Not worth $40K

 

[icpurplepplalot 5,000+ posts]

Not worth $40K

completely agree, but still a clean *** cutty

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

http://insaneutopia.net/poll/

vote for kira.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

Ill show you the car I want, he paid 3k for this from an old lady.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

I been lookin, i want one so bad.

 

[icpurplepplalot 5,000+ posts]

Holly shit, 3k? What a steal

 

[icpurplepplalot 5,000+ posts]

I've always wanted a 70' something chevy c10 stepside to trick out. I dunno, I've always like the body style on them.

I'd also love a 72' Cuda, but that definantly isn't within reach for me anytime soon lol

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

Holly shit, 3k? What a steal

yup, guy works at a dealership, an old lady came in to trade it in cuz it had been sitting for 20 years in a garage. So he paid her out of his own pocket and gave her money off the car she bought from him.

 

[icpurplepplalot 5,000+ posts]

yup, guy works at a dealership, an old lady came in to trade it in cuz it had been sitting for 20 years in a garage. So he paid her out of his own pocket and gave her money off the car she bought from him.

lucky bastid

 

[icpurplepplalot 5,000+ posts]

UPS royally fucked me over today. $54.00 to ship a damn BTL motor is rediculous.