Crunk Times, My friend.....Crunk Times

[tappin_azz 10+ year member]

I assume to the west. Does it have a name?
Curious how close it is to the ocean.

hattiesburg, about an hour north of the gulf.

 

[tommyk90 5,000+ posts]

Not really. If I were smart, they would pay me to take the house.

Gypsies?

 

[tappin_azz 10+ year member]

ok, part II

this is shorter, cause i got most of the night in part I

gray-eyed girl comes in with a group of people. her and some guy immediately come over to where im sitting. she tells me i HAVE to sing with her tonight. then dude goes into this "dont i know you?", 3rd degree questioning session. he finally shuts up, still convinced he knows me. she says she wants to sing AirForce Ones with me and is VERY persuasive. im fearing for my life as my wife is in close proximity. dude leaves and she sits at the bar beside me. i ask her "why you wanna sing with me?" and she says "cause youre awesome, and youre the hottest guy in here". im like WTF? ive got this hot chick thats prob 15 yrs younger than me telling me im hot? WTF?

anyway, i ended up leaving before my name got called again. she told me i owed her one next week, and said she would definately be back.

i may need back-up on this one.

what it do!?!

 

[tappin_azz 10+ year member]

Leave the wife at home next time.
BTW... If B-dawg is correct about your age, that would make gray-eyed chick zero years old.

cant leave her at home. shes way too entertaining.

plus, i dont trust myself that much.

 

[tappin_azz 10+ year member]

Hmmm. Hook up with gray-eyed girl in men's bathroom for some R&R?

im glad youre just my manager and not my marriage counselor.

 

[SocMunky 10+ year member]

GD it, the transmission just crapped out in my car...I think its the linkage. Good thing I have a warranty from the repair place.... //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

 

[SocMunky 10+ year member]

That sucks....good luck

Thanks....the repair place is cool about it, they are sending over a tow truck to get it, left the keys in it...no one would steal it in the first place, and even if they could, they wouldn't get far! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

I really should post up some pics, the cars so ugly its funny...

 

[SocMunky 10+ year member]

You can post from your car??

I post while I drift. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

(or in this case, while I break down....)

(and only in crunk times)

 

[SocMunky 10+ year member]

Thanks....the repair place is cool about it, they are sending over a tow truck to get it, left the keys in it...no one would steal it in the first place, and even if they could, they wouldn't get far! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif
I really should post up some pics, the cars so ugly its funny...

Actually I should just go back to bed and resume sleep. That was a poorly constructed sentence if I ever saw one.