I had a cop pull me over one night as I was leaving a buddy of mine's house - the only reason I got stopped at all was because Gossamer looks a bit out of place out in the sticks...
At any rate - when he pulls me over he gives me the 'ole "Where ya heading tonight, buddy?"
"In an easterly direction until you stopped me. My destination of choice is of no concern of yours."
"You have a bit of an attitude, eh?"
"When I've been stopped as a result of profiling and nothing more, yes I do."
"You been smoking the pot tonight, son?"
"A: You're not my dad. I would appreciate it if you would refrain from calling me 'Son.' B: I do not smoke weed so in answer to your question, No."
"Well, you sure smell like weed - I think I'm going to have to ask you to step out of the vehicle, please."
"What if I were to tell you that to me you smell of alchohol and that DWI: 1st Offense in the state of Louisiana happens to be a misdemeanor crime but drinking while on the job for a sworn peace officer is a felony offense and as such I would be full-well within my rights to effect a citizen's arrest?"
(now he's pissed)
There is more to this story, obviously, but I'll not bother typing it all out.
Needless to say should that particular Caddo Parish deputy sheriff ever catch me doing so much as 1 mile over the limit in his patrol area I'll be getting a ticket post haste! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif (though I didn't get one that night and had he bothered to think about it he could have easily written me for my window tint)