Crunk Times, My friend.....Crunk Times

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Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn't Have a lot of money. Between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of one Euro.

Murphy said 'Hang on, I have an idea.'

He went next door to the butcher's shop and came out with one large sausage.

Shamus said 'Are you crazy? Now we don't have any money left at all!'

Murphy replied, 'Don't worry - just follow me.'

He went into the pub where he immediately ordered two pints of Guinness and two glasses of Jamieson Whisky.

Shamus said 'Now you've lost it. Do you know how much trouble we will be in? We haven't got any money!!'

Murphy replied, with a smile. 'Don't ! Worry, I have a plan, Cheers!'

They downed their drinks. Murphy said, 'OK, I'll stick the sausage through my zipper and you go on your knees and put it in your mouth.'

The barman noticed them, went berserk, and threw them out.

They continued this, pub after pub, getting more and more drunk, all for free.

At the tenth pub Shamus said 'Murphy - I don't think I can do any more of this. I'm drunk and me knees are killin me!'

Murphy said, 'How do you think I feel? I lost the sausage in the third pub.

 
Are there negative side effects like with Steroids?
From that explination, it sounds like HGH is actually healthy and it allows you to build muscle with less effort than what is required with steroids. Correct?
Plenty of negative side effects with steroids. The two most prominent lasting side effects include increased blood pressure and build up of harmful cholesterol. These two things alone can amount to several different other diseases later on, it's ridiculous. And this is along with the stereotypical short term effects of decreased testosterone levels, lowered *** drive, "roid rage", etc. And if you don't take yourself of steroids slowly and in an educated manner, you can get stuck with some of these problems for life.

HGH is in a way "good" for you. Doctors prescribe it to people all the time for legitimate reasons. Extended and excessive use can have very bad effects though. For the same reason you can't just quit taking steroids, your body becomes accustomed to having the HGH tell it to release the hormones, so when you suddenly quit taking it, your body no longer knows when to release these hormones naturally. Having these effects set it can be even worse than the steroid ones. Everything in your body that is anabolic suffers from this. Your insulin levels, testosterone, etc. It's a quick path towards completely reversing the effects you were looking for in taking HGH to begin with.

link to said citation or //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/ban.gif.ce8465566702ef9f72e97e794ed1c86a.gif and actually I disagree on the steroids....steroids you can actually damage your muscles easier if you aren't careful.
It's just information I've picked up reading on bodybuilding sites, but what part do you not agree with. I didn't say they were good and steroids do not just automatically build muscle. You have to workout to see the gains.

 
Interesting. So you have to never stop taking them!
Well, even that has repercussions. You then have to deal with your body trying to grow in ways it shouldn't be. Prime example is your body tissue trying to grow in excess and creating tumors.

 
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