Crunk Times, My friend.....Crunk Times

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

Making them cry IRL is cool too.

 

[Verlander]

Now I'm getting rejected over the phone. I just keep hitting new lows.

 

[luvinthebass 5,000+ posts]

booooooo

 

[Verlander]

I agree. She calls and asks me the same questions as on the application, then says we'll let you know by email or phone. Well get an email that says she is pursuing other candidates. I mean I didn't even get a ****ing interview and got rejected. Why bother calling? Everything she asked was on the resume and application.

 

[luvinthebass 5,000+ posts]

Sometimes you can see if someone is a fail at life just by talking to them.

in all your posts that is the most to the truth one you've had mang. -gives you a banana-//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

 

[luvinthebass 5,000+ posts]

so gas is dam near $3 now.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

A woman brings 8-year-old Johnny home and tells his mother that he was caught playing doctors and nurses with Mary, her eight year old daughter.

Johnny's mother says: "Let's not be too harsh on them. They are bound to be curious about *** at that age."

"Curious about ***?!" Replies Mary's mother. "He was taken her fucking appendix out!"

 

[Verlander]

so gas is dam near $3 now.

Near? It's $3.30 here.

 

[Verlander]

Credit card company wouldn't up my limit because I have too much outstanding debt.

 

[.::DuD3::. 10+ year member]

Don't worry guys the dude is back.

 

[luvinthebass 5,000+ posts]

remind me to never EVER get a credit card.