Tiger Bass
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OH. MY. FUCKING. GOD.My mom just found out I was seeing someone. Now she won't leave me alone about it. I regret telling her.
Let me introduce to one of the top reasons(if not #1) I never got laid in high school. My mom would not go as far as to just bug be about it, but the poor girl also. Whenever she somehow found out that I was dating a girl, she would steal my cellphone while I was asleep and get the chick's number. My mom would then commence to text message and talk to the girl without having ever met her or talking to me first. The chick that my mom was most notable for doing this to was a down right whore, and I could have gotten some putang from her...but no. My dad was furious when he found out, and probably just as embarrassed for me as I was.
I have no idea in hell how I have ever been able to forget about this, but there is a damn good reason why I have a password set on everything of mine.
