Crunk Times, My friend.....Crunk Times

[UndercoverPunk 5,000+ posts]

I hate white males that aren't 21, they're so full of shit.

 

[bdawson72 5,000+ posts]

With that FL Studio?

Yup

it was mickeys i had oe before but we bought mickeys
any1 try magnums b4?

eh

Well my first gay experience happened like this:
I was about 50 yards o so up this path when I noticed a man standing off the side of the path apparently staring into the woods. As I got closer I realized his pants were down around his ankles and I could see his ***. Now, I'm straight but I have to say that it was a really nicely shaped *** for a man and I took notice. I figured maybe he was drunk and just peeing in the bushes, so I started to walk quieter so I wouldn't disturb him. But as I got closer I started hearing strange grunts and ******* sounds. I realized there was another man blowing him.

Now, I'm not gay but I slowed my pace down to watch. I slowed and approached the standing man from behind. His friend didn't take any notice as his eyes were tightly closed. I came right up behind the man standing so that I could have reached out and touched him. That's when I brought the cinder block down on his head, hard. He collapsed on top of his ****** friend and I quickly finished them both off. I rolled them into the bushes and finished my walk. That was only my first of many such gay encounters

whoa

I hate white males that aren't 21, they're so full of shit.

So you have experienced this too.

Elaborate kind sir,

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

im bored and buying CDs on amazon.com... i should save myself some monies and go to sleep.

why would anyone buy cd's on amazon.com? how come you never get on aim anymore?

 

[bdawson72 5,000+ posts]

nobody ever gets on aim anymore

 

[UndercoverPunk 5,000+ posts]

So I'm down here, chillin at UC. I' mindin my own ******* business, being friendly with the locals. I was outside the apt building without a key, so when these kids go inside I say "hey, don't kick the rug out from the door" in a friendly manner, because w/o the run in the door I'd have to call Noah and wake him up to get in.

As soon as I say this, this 20 at best mother****er kicks the rug back and lets the door shut in my face. So, naturally, I yell, "thanks *******." A few seconds later one of is friends (who I was talking to earlier) opens the door for me, and everythings cool... until dumbass decides to be a big man and get in my face and ask me what my problem is. I calmly tell him that he was being a punkass white boy, which he doesn't take to kindly to and asks me to tell him what my problem is, an look him "in the eye" when I say it to him.

Once again, I gather my nerves and tell him that I was a guest in the building and didn't have the means to get in the building w/o the rug in the door, and that I fell he was being a dick when he kicked the rug back.

He eventually gave in, at the urging of his friend and got out of my way so I couls come in the lobby. I got on the elevator, along with him and his friends, then he mustered up his billy-bad-assedness and said that he was going to escort me to my friends room so he ould have a chat with me and my friend. I once again told him to stop being a punkass white boy, and that he should get off the elevator with his friends. The elevatar stop and his friends pulled him off... there was an exchange of four letter words and a few more "punkass white boy"s and door shut.

I just don't understand some of these mother****ers... if he had pulled this shit with anyone else he probably would have had his *** handed to him.

I was just impressed with how much of ***** he was.

EDIT: BTW 13k

..... what a punkass white boy.

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

you should have killt him.

 

[UndercoverPunk 5,000+ posts]

I may, or may not, have had my knife out.

Wait, I don't even own a knife.... //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/naughty.gif.94359f346c0f1259df8038d60b41863e.gif

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

for future reference it would be a better story if you had the knife out and shanked his white boy ***.

 

[UndercoverPunk 5,000+ posts]

I just got rid of my felony... so I don't share your sentiment.

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

and now i have to get ready to go to work //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

I just got rid of my felony... so I don't share your sentiment.

oh this is the interwebz. It doesn't have to be true, just entertaining. We like it spicy.

 

[UndercoverPunk 5,000+ posts]

Oh, I totally shanked that bia.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

Hey bdaw, tiki barbder is in best buy in alexandria.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

that style or

or

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

I think I need to buy another impala. Or Buy a '69 Cutlass. mmmmmmm