A Hypnotist at Senior Center
It was entertainment night at the Senior Center. Claude the hypnotist
exclaimed: "I'm here to put you into a trance; I intend to hypnotize
each and every member of the audience."
The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful
antique pocket watch from his coat "I want you each to keep your eye on
this antique watch. It's a very special watch. It's been in my family
for six generations"
He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly
chanting, "Watch the watch, watch the watch, and watch the watch..."The
crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light
gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed
the swaying watch, until, suddenly, it slipped from the hypnotist's
fingers and fell to the floor, breaking into a hundred pieces.
"SHIT!" said the Hypnotist.
It took three days to clean up the Senior Center
//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/word.gif.64b12e39f936af3b4fff38a1c0bd0244.gifPeople are stupid.
Get off the freakin forumz then. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gifI probly will too, if I can ever get this shit moved............
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Cant do anything without a truck/van. Thats what Ive been waiting for......Get off the freakin forumz then. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif
I'm sure that you have stated what kind of dwelling that you are moving into. But, i dont read all of the pages that I've missed.Cant do anything without a truck/van. Thats what Ive been waiting for......
Nothing. How many people do you have to share your aunts house with?to finish out the month im moving to my aunts house. I have plans after that, but im not discussing them yet.
and //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif at finally.....
whats wrong with townhouses? I almost bought one.
just my aunt. Its the one I was going to buy (big backyard, showed you the pictures of). But she didnt really want to sell it. I offered her 375. I know I talked to you about that before. her houses and the houses on that street used to be worth a lot more. But not anymore. Around 360-450 now.Nothing. How many people do you have to share your aunts house with?
//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/word.gif.64b12e39f936af3b4fff38a1c0bd0244.gifI know have an engine in my Mustang and a system in my truck
Yea I remember that. But damn 375k. Whew.just my aunt. Its the one I was going to buy (big backyard, showed you the pictures of). But she didnt really want to sell it. I offered her 375. I know I talked to you about that before. her houses and the houses on that street used to be worth a lot more. But not anymore. Around 360-450 now.