Crunk Times, My friend.....Crunk Times

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Alma Gates just posted this on Termpro:

A Hypnotist at Senior Center 

It was entertainment night at the Senior Center. Claude the hypnotist

exclaimed: "I'm here to put you into a trance; I intend to hypnotize

each and every member of the audience."

 

The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful

antique pocket watch from his coat "I want you each to keep your eye on

this antique watch. It's a very special watch. It's been in my family

for six generations"

 

He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly

chanting, "Watch the watch, watch the watch, and watch the watch..."The

crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light

gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed

the swaying watch, until, suddenly, it slipped from the hypnotist's

fingers and fell to the floor, breaking into a hundred pieces.

 

"SHIT!" said the Hypnotist.

 

It took three days to clean up the Senior Center
 
to finish out the month im moving to my aunts house. I have plans after that, but im not discussing them yet.

and //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif at finally.....

whats wrong with townhouses? I almost bought one.

 
to finish out the month im moving to my aunts house. I have plans after that, but im not discussing them yet.

and //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif at finally.....

whats wrong with townhouses? I almost bought one.
Nothing. How many people do you have to share your aunts house with?

 
Nothing. How many people do you have to share your aunts house with?
just my aunt. Its the one I was going to buy (big backyard, showed you the pictures of). But she didnt really want to sell it. I offered her 375. I know I talked to you about that before. her houses and the houses on that street used to be worth a lot more. But not anymore. Around 360-450 now.

 
just my aunt. Its the one I was going to buy (big backyard, showed you the pictures of). But she didnt really want to sell it. I offered her 375. I know I talked to you about that before. her houses and the houses on that street used to be worth a lot more. But not anymore. Around 360-450 now.
Yea I remember that. But damn 375k. Whew.

 
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