*****THIS JUST IN*****
It's been reported that only 7% of the above story is true, the other 93% was made up in order to seem really cool and badazzzzz!
seriously, your friend was house sitting a 3 bedroom, 2 bath house, there was alcohol, and ya'll got drunk....home owners came home, kicked your ***** out, on the way out, one of your buddies cowardly said something under his breath, just loud enough so only you would hear, then you drove 37mph....drunk....down a gravel road to your other friends house....you passed out about 10:30pm, woke up early this morning with a full nights rest, and thought it would be cool to post a stupid fake azzzzz story.
thread over.