Clotheslined

[saywhat? 5,000+ posts]

christmas eve of 97, i had just turned 10 a few months back. i got a brand new HARO REVO stuny bike or whatever. pegs and everything. so after doin a few tail whips and indo's, my friends said we should have a race between all of us. well, I was up finally and the deal was to get as fast as you could in 10 seconds and hop on your pegs to ride it out. well lets say, i jumped a little too far back. held on to the handles bars, face hit the seat, bike went BACK under me, bit the handles bars and THEN bit the concrete. fvckers were singin "all i want for christmas is my two front teeth" .....

 

[InhumanAcura 5,000+ posts]

happened to me before.

left to go fishing. came back it was dark. took 3 steps from the truck and i woke up looking at the sky. I guess my friend though nightfall was a good time to put up scaffolding.

had a jew nose for a week

 

[randomco 10+ year member]

I was having a pellet gun fight in a eucalyptus forest with a few friends and was running and looking to the side and I ran right into a barbed wire fence, didn't even see it coming.