Clotheslined

[Phatillusion 5,000+ posts]

Yep, I certainly was. Running full speed and ran smack right into a cable tied from one tree to another. Took my feet right out from under me. I flew about 5 feet and landed on my head and back. My jaw hurts like hell.

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[Acidburn 5,000+ posts]

been there, done that lol

 

[infamousZ71 10+ year member]

Niiice...

I did that on a bike before. I took down the line with me though. Did it give you ropeburn? Thats got to be the worst part about it. It crusts over and all. Bleh!

Do it again. Just get it on camera this time:naughty:

 

[Phatillusion 5,000+ posts]

yeah, after I did it, I felt my neck and there was a decent amount of blood, had to run to the mirror to make sure I didn't have a deep cut in my neck. Then when I was pretty sure I'd be ok, I called my dad at work to ***** at him for tieing a cable low enough to the ground for someone to run into it. My jaw/neck are still swollen, the muscles are tense and my jaw hurts really bad periodically. Wish I had something stronger than a tylenol.

 

[JAZN 5,000+ posts]

Owwwwww. Not an ILL move.

 

[iagrdshaka 5,000+ posts]

Ive done this before 2

 

[azbass 5,000+ posts]

owned. but it happens.

 

[bigwheel15 10+ year member]

Pwnt.

 

[MikeofTulsa Moderator]

lol

 

[adam71 5,000+ posts]

I did that going FULL speed on a bicycle on one of those plastic lined steel laundry cables once. But I was lucky enough to see it at the last second and get my hands up to take the most of the impact but I had nasty burns and cuts on my hands and a little on my neck and my foot got caught in the pedals and the bike flipped up in the air and the handle bars hit me right in the mouth and busted my lip all to hell.

So all in all I got burns/cuts on my hands and neck, busted lip and a very sore back out of the deal. Lesson learned: Never cheat in a bicycle race by cutting through someone's yard at night.//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

Anyway, I hope you feel batter phat.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

hahaahahahahahhaa

 

[ramos 5,000+ posts]

had that happen many moons ago. The one and only time in my entire life I have ever run from the police. I was like 11 or 12 spending Christmas at my grandparents house in VA. twas the first time I ever saw snow ( born in SC, and lived in FL until I was 16 ) Of course being th little $hit that I was. I proceeded to start pelting cars with snowballs. a friend and I had gotten it down to a science. Stash of snowballs behind the bushes. Car comes by pop up and blast them. Duck back down behind the bushes and try not to wet yourself while laughing so hard //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif Well to make a long story short. We did this one too many times. The last victim happened to be an unmarked cop car //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/eek.gif.771b7a90cf45cabdc554ff1121c21c4a.gif I popped up, let the barage loose. And then I saw the lights come on. I took of running, ran through an alley and through a neighbors back yard. While still running, I looked back to see if the cop was behind me ( which he was ) I turned my head back around just in time to see the neighbors cloths line. Caught me right across the neck, I literally flipped head over heels. And came crashing down on my head. I couldn't talk for a couple of days afterwards. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 

[Loudrango112 10+ year member]

Happened to me a couple years back.. expect it was an electrical fence... so it not only knocked me back.... right on my head... but zapped the SHIT out of me.... (was for horses.. so the power is pretty strong)... man did I have a line on my neck/shoulders for a month!

 

[Satan]

That sucks, i was rideing a 4 wheeler and going to fast when i tryed to turn and it just kinda slid straight into a wire fence, wasnt electrofied or anything but i ran right into it at about 40+ probably, knocked me off and cut up my arms somehow, hurt the fence more then it did me though

 

[Phatillusion 5,000+ posts]

My neck and jaw are still hurting. Not as bad as yesterday. I was getting sharp pains in my jaw periodically yesterday, I've only had sharp pains today for a minute or two, then took an advil and no sharp pains since. But my neck and jaw are still pretty stiff and sore.