Christmas decor ideas?

[LoudCrownVic 5,000+ posts]

How do you decorate for the holidays?

You know, it would be kind of twisted if somone strung red lights on their tree, followed by razor blades hung on paper clips.

Emo Christmas.

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[LoudCrownVic 5,000+ posts]

Yah, you should hear these hardcore hippie cocksuckers yowl on this other website i frequent. **** it. I make all my christmas presents outta clay.

 

[LoudCrownVic 5,000+ posts]

No, actually it usually costs between 2-300 bucks to make a bunch of stuff out of clay- most of that is fromfiring the pots twice, once greenware and once glaze fire.

Ive got a kiln, but I'm too much of a bum to run 220 to the other side of the basement.

 

[iagrdshaka 5,000+ posts]

We dont celebrate Christmas....at home we celebrate Festivus.

 

[LoudCrownVic 5,000+ posts]

We dont celebrate Christmas....at home we celebrate Festivus.

My truck runs on goat blood. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/veryhappy.gif.fec4fed33b4a1279cf10bdd45a039dae.gif

/Slipknot

 

[iagrdshaka 5,000+ posts]

Slipknot

You should meet Mick Thompson from Slipknot. That guy is fricken huge. I felt like a midget talking to him and Im 5'11. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

 

[LoudCrownVic 5,000+ posts]

You should meet Mick Thompson from Slipknot. That guy is fricken huge. I felt like a midget talking to him. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

I'm 6'9". How tall is he?

 

[iagrdshaka 5,000+ posts]

I'm 6'9". How tall is he?

good god //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/eek.gif.771b7a90cf45cabdc554ff1121c21c4a.gif Not sure how tall is, but Im sure the shoes he was wearing added a couple inches.

Are you the jolly green giant? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/blush.gif.99bc659ee2012b7d826165e26fb5eebe.gif

 

[LoudCrownVic 5,000+ posts]

good god //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/eek.gif.771b7a90cf45cabdc554ff1121c21c4a.gif Not sure how tall is, but Im sure the shoes he was wearing added a couple inches.
Are you the jolly green giant? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/blush.gif.99bc659ee2012b7d826165e26fb5eebe.gif

Yes and no. I'm large but not intimidating.

You know, funny thing is, when I told chinny about how tall i was during an IM conversation, FIRST thing he asked was how big my dick was.

Interesting fact- Chinny=ghey.

 

[iagrdshaka 5,000+ posts]

You know, funny thing is, when I told chinny about how tall i was during an IM conversation, FIRST thing he asked was how big my dick was.

Interesting fact- Chinny=ghey.

sounds about right with that kid //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/waycrazy.gif.f4a380c3f94043939fd369defd9e6be2.gif

 

[wilzyx 5,000+ posts]

sooo... uhhh... how big is it? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/naughty.gif.94359f346c0f1259df8038d60b41863e.gif

 

[LoudCrownVic 5,000+ posts]

sounds about right with that kid //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/waycrazy.gif.f4a380c3f94043939fd369defd9e6be2.gif

So Iguardsharks, do you string up lights? Put red bows on stuff? Light candles?

 

[LoudCrownVic 5,000+ posts]

sooo... uhhh... how big is it? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/naughty.gif.94359f346c0f1259df8038d60b41863e.gif

"It's big enough to keep you out of trouble." Says my girlfriend.