Chimp attack 911 call: 'He's ripping her apart'

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

It's the Coca-Cola chimp.

 

[Banana Balls 5,000+ posts]

I heard this on the news yesterday and this is truly sum f*cked up sh*t...
In CT they sed u can only keep primates tht are 50lbs or under as pets.... Guess someone is gonna learn their lesson, the chimp weighed over 200lbs.

That chimp was famous. Famous > Law.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

Your avatar says it all.

 

[Banana Balls 5,000+ posts]

Lawlz. For reals!

 

[newusername 10+ year member]

This is way more ****ed up: http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/2005-03-04-chimp-attack_x.htmHighlights: CHEWED THE MAN'S FACE OFF.

TORE OFF HIS TESTICLES. TORE OFF HIS FOOT.

That is one ****ing mean monkey. I'm guessing it then shoved his foot up his ***.

That's the one I was thinking of. Thanks for finding it.

 

[sue bee 10+ year member]

How the heck do you rip off a person's foot. I could understand the testes being ripped off rather easily. That's brutal, chimps don't play.

That's what I was thinking. How exactly do you rip off a foot. That is bone.

 

[Banana Balls 5,000+ posts]

That's what I was thinking. How exactly do you rip off a foot. That is bone.

Grab below ankle

Twist

Pull

 

[bumpin_blazer 5,000+ posts]

That's what I was thinking. How exactly do you rip off a foot. That is bone.

Chimps are much stronger than they look. If a person can rip another mans arms out of socket I'm sure a chimp can rip a foot off.

 

[Lugnutz 10+ year member]

I heard this on the news yesterday and this is truly sum f*cked up sh*t...
In CT they sed u can only keep primates tht are 50lbs or under as pets.... Guess someone is gonna learn their lesson, the chimp weighed over 200lbs.

In CT we only allow one primate //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[duece212 5,000+ posts]

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

 

[Banana Balls 5,000+ posts]

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

I bet he could rip your foot off.

 

[Banana Balls 5,000+ posts]

I bet he could rip me in half.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

Or rips you balls off through your foot.