Chimp attack 911 call: 'He's ripping her apart'

[▼)Ñ╩fZΣµ& 10+ year member]

those cage fighters should start fighting angry gorillas and monkeys

that would be cool

 

[Pootie 10+ year member]

Yea rush just played the tapes live over the radio...
Man I wouldve grabbed a hunk of pipe and just went to town on that ****ing ape like he did on those people. yea a shovel and knife, what power does a brittle old women have? Could the force she protruded with those weapons even have hurt a human being? Really dumb to keep an animal like that around when nobody that can even match its strength..what was it a couple females and a young kid?

Answer me this, why the **** did they keep this chimp around? Its like trying to make a ***** into a house wife...you cant keep wild ****ing animals out of their natural environment and expect them to be part of your "human family"

I think i heard cops struggled with it, i wouldve just taken a shotgun get as close as possible and just unloaded the whole tube out on him(all 5 shells). Just dumb....

And we would hear about how your face,hands, and testicles got ripped off.

It is impossible for one man to match it's strentgh chimps are 5-7 times as strong in overall strength. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

And we would hear about how your face,hands, and testicles got ripped off.
It is impossible for one man to match it's strentgh chimps are 5-7 times as strong in overall strength. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

Not if I have on my MMA gloves.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

Not if I have on my MMA gloves.

What if the monkey wears 2 pair, 1 for hands, and the other on feet?

 

[bumpin_blazer 5,000+ posts]

those cage fighters should start fighting angry gorillas and monkeys
that would be cool

LOL i personally do not want to pay 39.95 to see some dude with overgrown steroid ridden muscles have his testiculars ripped off by a gorilla. I mean that may get you your jollies but me personally I don't get em' that way.....I get them by seeing men do that to each other, at least that is more humane. I mean we have to think about the animals after all.

 

[DBBOOM 10+ year member]

Takes a mean SOB to rip testicles off.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

Takes a mean SOB to rip testicles off.

Or someone hungry for some homegrown rocky mountain oysters.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

Michael Jackson could've saved them.

 

[sue bee 10+ year member]

Takes a mean SOB to rip testicles off.

I'm saying.

 

[mcsoul 10+ year member]

This is way more ****ed up: http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/2005-03-04-chimp-attack_x.htmHighlights: CHEWED THE MAN'S FACE OFF.

TORE OFF HIS TESTICLES. TORE OFF HIS FOOT.

That is one ****ing mean monkey. I'm guessing it then shoved his foot up his ***.

How the heck do you rip off a person's foot. I could understand the testes being ripped off rather easily. That's brutal, chimps don't play.

 

[Lugnutz 10+ year member]

This is why coloreds got their own living quarters on the plantation and not with the owners.

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

I lol'd.

Especially at her giving him a Xanax.

Wow.

 

[John3000 10+ year member]

That is one dumb *** dispatcher!

 

[Banana Balls 5,000+ posts]

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif at the chimp surfing the internet. He probably joined here in '08.

What's so shocking about that?

 

[CobraStang98 10+ year member]

I heard this on the news yesterday and this is truly sum f*cked up sh*t...

In CT they sed u can only keep primates tht are 50lbs or under as pets.... Guess someone is gonna learn their lesson, the chimp weighed over 200lbs.