Cheating Wife

[VOA_NIGHTMARE 10+ year member]

A man, returning home a day early from a business trip, gets into a

taxi at the airport. It's late, after midnight.

While en route to his home, he asks the cabby if he would be a witness.

and explains that he suspects his wife is having an affair and he intends to catch her in the act! For $100, the cabby agrees.

Quietly arriving at the house, the husband and Cabby tiptoe into the

bedroom. The husband switches on the lights, yanks the blanket back

and there is his wife in bed with another man!

The husband puts a gun to the ***** man's head.

The wife shouts, "Don't do it! This man has been very generous! I lied

when I told you I inherited money.

He paid for the Corvette I bought for you.

He paid for our new cabin cruiser.

He paid for our house at the lake.

He paid for our golf club membership, and he even pays the monthly dues!"

Shaking his head in confusion, the husband slowly lowers the gun. He looks over at the cab driver and asks him, "What would you do?"

The cabby says, "I'd cover his *** with that blanket before he catches cold."

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[flakko 5,000+ posts]

oh snap i thought your wife was cheatin on ya.

 

[Raisedin305 5,000+ posts]

oh snap i thought your wife was cheatin on ya.

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif me too

 

[bigluis 10+ year member]

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif me too

x2

 

[badm0f0 10+ year member]

x2

x2

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

x5 actully

 

[iagrdshaka 5,000+ posts]

x5 actully

x9

 

[sumone 10+ year member]

It's actually @ x1080 at the moment, if you want to get technical...

 

[kuijo 10+ year member]

I didn't

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

**** straigh you'll put them covers back on //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

I like this one.