I typed a bulletin up on myspace about the music of today. I got alot of repsonses that i was wrong so i picked a porpular song and actually read the lyrics. Does anyone consider this shit music? Here is the bulletin I just posted. The song is ridin dirty by chamillionaire.
So i have gotten some messages on my last bulletin post. Im going to point out why rap songs are unintelligent and redundant. Please just read through it, and afterwards try to tell yourself that what you just read was music.
"They see me rollin'
They hatin'
Patrollin' and tryna catch me ridin dirty
tryna to catch me ridin dirty
tryna to catch me ridin dirty
tryna to catch me ridin dirty
tryna to catch me ridin dirty
My music so loud
I'm slangin'
They hopin' that they gonna catch me ridin dirty
tryna to catch me ridin dirty
tryna to catch me ridin dirty
tryna to catch me ridin dirty
tryna to catch me ridin dirty"
>>What a complex and interesting intro to a song. Very intelligent.
*****'s see if they can see me lean
Im tint so it ain't easy to be seen
For me to see me ride by
They can see the gleem
And my shine on the deck and tv screen
Riding with a new chick she like hold up
Next to the playstation controlla
Theres a full clip in my pistola
Send the jacka into a coma
Girl yeen know I'm crazy like krazie bone
Just tryna bone ain't trying to have no babies
Ride clean as hell I pull in ladies
Laws on patrol and you know they hate me
Music turned all the way up and to the maximum
I can speak for some *****s try to jack for some
But we packing something that we have for um...
Will have a ***** locked up in the maximum
Security cell
I'm grippin oak
Music loud and I'm tippin slow
Twins steady twisting like hit this doe
Police pull up right behind and it's in his throat
Windows down gotta stop pollution
City change
*****s like who is dat producin
Thats the Play N Skillz when we out and cruisin
Got warrants in every city except Houston
But I still ain't losin
>>First off, what is a pistola. Usually lyrics contain actual words.
>>"Just tryna bone ain't trying to have no babies" Nobody else sees anything wrong with this?
>>"Laws on patrol and you know they hate me" I wonder why. Couldnt be becuase, You have a full clip in your pistola, Your music is turned up to undgodly levels, Got warrants in every city except houston, im sure there is no reason why the police would hate you.
Excellent chorus verse goes here. Once again not redundant at all.
I been drinkin n smokin', hold this shit
Cause I really can't focus
I got to get it home befo' the po-po scope this
Big ol' excursion, swervin, all up on the curb and
***** been sippin on that hennesy and that gin again
That sin again we in the wind,
Doin a hundred while I puff on the blunt
And roll another one up
We living like we ain't givin a ****
I got blunt up in my right hand, 40 oz in my left
Freezin my ballz
Roll another tree, green leaves and all
Comin pretty deep, me and my dawgs
Yo, I got to hit the back streets
Wanted by the six pounds and I got heat
glock-glock shots to the block
we creep-creep, pop-pop
Hope cops don't see me, on the low key
With no regard for the law, we dodge em like **** em all
But I won't get caught up and brought up on charges for none of ya'll
Keep a gun in car
And a blunt to spark
Roll up if you want
***** get it poppin dawg
Ready or not we bust shots off in the air
Krazie Bone and Chamillionare
>>Once again, lets see why they hate you. Well first, your DUI under the influence of drugs and alcohol. Nothing wrong with that, right?
>>Im sure the cops shouldnt see anything wrong with the wreckless driving either. Moving on.
>>"Doin a hundred while I puff on the blunt
And roll another one up." Of course thats legal!
>>"I got blunt up in my right hand, 40 oz in my left" Once again perfectly acceptable while driving.
>>"With no regard for the law, we dodge em like **** em all" Now i see no reason why that would make the police hate you. Thats absurd.
>>"Ready or not we bust shots off in the air" Yeah, thats totally legal.
>>Besides the above, i dont see how this "Freezin my ballz" fits in to that whole thing. As well as other lines, put in just to make it rhyme. Talented muscian there.
CHORUS
Yo what ya think if so
I try to let you go
Turn on my blinker light
And then I swang it slow
And they upset fo sho
Cause they think they know
That they catching me with plenty of the drank and dro
So they get behind me to try to check my tags
Look in my rear view and they smilin'
Thinkin they'll catch me in the wrong, and keep tryin
***** steady denyin that it's racial profilin
Houston Texas, you can check my tags
Pull me over try to check my slab
Glove compartment gotta get my cash
Cause the crooked cops try to come up fast
And being the balla that I am
I talk to them
Giving a **** about them
Not feeling my additudes
And when they realize
That I ain't even ridin dirty
Bet you'll be leaving in with an even madder mood
And I'm a laugh at you
And then I have to cruse
Your my number 2 on some old dj screw
You can't arrest me plus you can't sue
This is a message to the law
Tell em "we hate you"
I can't be touched
And tell them they shoulda known
Tippin down, I'm sitting crooked on my chrome
Bookin at my phone finding a chick I wanna bone
Like they couldn't stop me I'm about to pull up at ya home
And it's on
>>"Cause they think they know
That they catching me with plenty of the drank and dro". Right, because, you know, you havent made it obvious or anything.
>>"***** steady denyin that it's racial profilin." Yeah! Blame it on that, then you can sue!
>>"And being the balla that I am" Definition of "balla", anyone?
>>"And when they realize
That I ain't even ridin dirty" Now that just goes completely against what the whole song was saying. Nice job dumbass.
>>This is a message to the law
Tell em "we hate you"
I can't be touched" Well then theres no reason feelings should be mutual is there. Thats just wrong, right? Sure you cant be touched. Sure... Becuase you know, youre a balla and everything, so that puts you ABOVE the law. Right. Of course.
>>"Bookin at my phone finding a chick I wanna bone" Yeah, theres nothing wrong with this statement either.
CHORUS X2 >>>HE HAS NOW SAID THE SAME LINE 40 TIMES.
(tryna to catch me ridin dirty)
"RRRRRRRRRRR(car crashes) OOOOOO MAN **** ***** O DAYUM MY EYE MAN... MY ARM MAN MY ARM ....PUT DA WEED DOWN MAN...MAN I SPILLED MY COKE....IM TRYIN TO TELL THIS *****..... O MAN U IIGHT? YEA IM STRAIGHT O SHIT I THINK I NEED ANOTHA PERSCRIPTION....DAYUM MAN i'd spilled my drank"
There is no reason the cops should try to avoid this right, because you know, if you killed someone, you could say they were racial profiling and hit you and you could sue and buy more drugs. Other than that, very intelligent Chamillionaire, Bravo. Great way to end a song. I love it. IT ****ING SUCKS.
This is a typical rap song. Message me now, and tell me that im wrong. I would love to hear it. You call this shit music? What is the public going to do with the mess theyre creating. Repost if you want.
-ab
