OK class, today I am going to teach you all a few scenario's that will happen everyday in your lives.
1) Obviously most of you are all already, an will be an as* man.
2) Now you all know the difference from a dangler in you wranglers to a rise in your levis.
3) You will be attracted to any woman or girl regardless of age.
4) Last but not least, the most important leason learned here today class is: You might as well get use to seeing this walking away from you, because it's going to happen to you your whole life. (unless you get a good education and make lots and lots of monies.
Thats all for today class. Good Day.