Canada Vs. America

[canadapettit 10+ year member]

only good things about canada:
Pamela anderson, 10 yrs ago

their strip clubs

legal ************

The only problem with our strip clubs is that the strippers don't like it when you put loonies and twoonies in their **** and *** crack.

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

Will say it seems the big cities are cleaner and miss the days of duty free, but I hate hockey with a passion, and couldn't afford to live up there and hard to understand french canadians who try and speak English.

Nice place to visit, but that is about it besides what else I mentioned.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

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[mrogowski 5,000+ posts]

I can't see how you can say Canada is more expensive to live. Look at the one guy who got two hookers for $150 - now that's a good deal!

Oh and not to mention that you get quality subs for a real good price too. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/tongue.gif.6130eb82179565f6db8d26d6001dcd24.gif

 

[Xprime4 10+ year member]

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For the weather in the south area. And everything is cheaper too.

I would move anyday //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 

[mrogowski 5,000+ posts]

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Wow, I would have whaled on that guy too, except I wouldn't stop when some rag tells me to.

 

[Blazin_Jason 10+ year member]

Yet no mention of our beer being better

 

[Flipx99 5,000+ posts]

My only gripe with canada is that we're too accepting of other cultures.
when you move into the US you become an american...

when you move into canada, you're still what you were before you got here.

It's just frustrating when you walk into a "brown" area, for example, and people stare at you... almost as if they're saying you don't belong here.

Also, what's with your iced tea? it's actually cold tea with no sugar.

BTW, all of you americans that talk shit about canada can eat my balls. our strippers can get completely ****.

Our strippers can get completely ****... //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif

 

[forbidden 10+ year member]

The only problem with our strip clubs is that the strippers don't like it when you put loonies and twoonies in their **** and *** crack.

They don't like it when you put a sandwich on the stage for them either, then she asks "what is that", the reply, "it's your tip, eat something......"

 

[SRim23 5,000+ posts]

The only problem with our strip clubs is that the strippers don't like it when you put loonies and twoonies in their **** and *** crack.

which one did you go to? at cheetah and jason's in windsor those chicks were all for whatever i wanted. there were 4 of us and i had won some money at the casino that night so i paid for everyone to get in (40 dollars, 10 bucks a piece) and those chicks treated me like i was rich and making it rain or something. i only spent like 100 bucks in like 3 hours but i had girls all over me the entire time. and ended up partying with one of them that night at an after hours club.

before i even gave her a 20 she was stroking my **** with her stilleto..... doesnt sound fun but omg it was amazing lol girl knew how to work that heel!

ruined me for strip clubs here in the states. you have to spend a grand before *****es do that stuff lol

 

[SRim23 5,000+ posts]

Yet no mention of our beer being better

because labatt and molson just arent that good.

Illogical.

you said my thinking was irrational about saying we should drop the legal system all together based on your rational...... is it really irrational? are you saying its ok for us to wrongly convict as long as they arent getting the death penalty? what if a man was charged with armed robbery and got like 20 yrs? go in 30, come out 50 and you were innocent... didnt we technically steal that mans life?

the only point i was making is that with your logic we should drop the death penalty because of the possibility we got it wrong, shouldnt that then stand for all convictions? if we dont, we might just get it wrong and ruin someones life.

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

because labatt and molson just arent that good.
you said my thinking was irrational about saying we should drop the legal system all together based on your rational...... is it really irrational? are you saying its ok for us to wrongly convict as long as they arent getting the death penalty? what if a man was charged with armed robbery and got like 20 yrs? go in 30, come out 50 and you were innocent... didnt we technically steal that mans life?

the only point i was making is that with your logic we should drop the death penalty because of the possibility we got it wrong, shouldnt that then stand for all convictions? if we dont, we might just get it wrong and ruin someones life.

Killing is permanent you *******. Sentences can be reversed when found wrong. Dropping the death penalty is not asking to drop the legal system. It is removing an irreversible punishment for an imperfect system. No system can be 100% failsafe, so I don't agree with a death penalty. However, we still need some type of legal system. Your extreme view is irrational and weaksauce.

 

[WalkTheDinosaur]

I wish Canada would overtake us already.

 

[denim 5,000+ posts]

I propose a merger. Makes sense. Heck the New World Order says it will happen anyway.

 

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[thegreatestpenn 5,000+ posts]

any country with the amount of winter that canada has across the board can't be greatest ever.