breaking da ice

[albarran9 10+ year member]

How do you guys go about talking to girls when you first meet them? i'm really shy when it comes to talking to girls for the fist time if i dont know them that well. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/ladysman.gif.b3d08666a805020911dd758f82cd9ab0.gif

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[Kali77 10+ year member]

Grow a pair of testicles, walk up to them and introduce yourself //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif . Just like you were talking to anyone else. Show confidence.

Kali

 

[albarran9 10+ year member]

naw i have those but what do you tell them or how do you start a conversation?

 

[solo33 10+ year member]

just say hey nice rack wanna go to Mcdonalds for lunch. No just go up to her and be yourself. say whatever comes to ur mind, no bad pick up line though

 

[MikeofTulsa Moderator]

try this one:

"Hi, my name is (insert your name here, lets use mine for example) Mike, How are you today?"

 

[cappy72 10+ year member]

go up to the girl and slap her and then let her know that things can only get better if she is with you

 

[Logikalliquid 10+ year member]

offer her coke.

I think he's asking about girls, that only works on b1tches!

 

[electronicsgeek 10+ year member]

just be yourself dogg

 

[mrteacha 10+ year member]

Grow a pair of testicles, walk up to them and introduce yourself //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif . Just like you were talking to anyone else. Show confidence.
Kali

just show em to her and tell her you can show her how to juggle...... //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/naughty.gif.94359f346c0f1259df8038d60b41863e.gif

 

[T9X 10+ year member]

[Violent J]Okay, first I'd slide up to the bar

And tell you that I can't believe how ****ing fat you are

I'd tell that I like the way you make your ******* shake

And if you lost a little weight, you'd look like Rickie Lake!

[shaggy 2 Dope]

**** that, you'd be jocking me quick

I'd order you a drink and stir it with my dick

And then to get your attention in the crowded place

I'd simply walk up and stick my nuts in your face

[Violent J]

Yeah, freak with your nuts, yo, that'll get her

Tell her that's she fat, yeah, that'll work even better

Look, **** you, I got a strong rap

Shit, you don't want contestant number two

He's mad-whack

^ the best advise I can give

 

[Acidburn 5,000+ posts]

[Violent J]Okay, first I'd slide up to the bar

And tell you that I can't believe how ****ing fat you are

I'd tell that I like the way you make your ******* shake

And if you lost a little weight, you'd look like Rickie Lake!

[shaggy 2 Dope]

**** that, you'd be jocking me quick

I'd order you a drink and stir it with my dick

And then to get your attention in the crowded place

I'd simply walk up and stick my nuts in your face

[Violent J]

Yeah, freak with your nuts, yo, that'll get her

Tell her that's she fat, yeah, that'll work even better

Look, **** you, I got a strong rap

Shit, you don't want contestant number two

He's mad-whack

i walked into a bar

and there he was

standin up on a bucket

trying to **** it

 

[T9X 10+ year member]

i walked into a bar and there he was

standin up on a bucket

trying to **** it

it was a big f*ckin smellyass farm llama

 

[mjbailey21 10+ year member]

hahahahaha this is a classic thread.

rule #1, don't be a douchebag.

rule #2, don't walk up to her randomly and introduce yourself

rule #3, don't be yourself because judging your title you'd breaking rule #1

rule #4, run from pretty girls

 

[jlaine 10+ year member]

Nice... ICP used to break the ice.

You are either in for good, or completely screwed with their method, try it and find out... Report back with the results!

 

[T9X 10+ year member]

Seriously, order her a drink and stir it with your d*ck..