breakfast and head for v-day

[09civic 5,000+ posts]

Originally Posted by Ville Audio J

unlike you guys i actually had to pay for *** today...twice so far, probably after dinner too.

fixed

Lulz

 

[09civic 5,000+ posts]

I guess it was yesterday so it doesn't count...whatever >_>

Yea i got some yesterday...guess its not legit according to him..

 

[-01limited- 10+ year member]

My ex is now a stripper. so I went to the bar last night with her and her stripper friend and did the deed with them which was quite amazing. Then had a girl come stay with me when she got off work at like 330 this morning. Going to dinner tonight. Yeah whatever I'm a player, I could care less right now, women are bitches.

 

[tappin_azz 10+ year member]

My ex is now a stripper. so I went to the bar last night with her and her stripper friend and did the deed with them which was quite amazing. Then had a girl come stay with me when she got off work at like 330 this morning. Going to dinner tonight. Yeah whatever I'm a player, I could care less right now, women are bitches.

play on playa....

 

[09civic 5,000+ posts]

My ex is now a stripper. so I went to the bar last night with her and her stripper friend and did the deed with them which was quite amazing. Then had a girl come stay with me when she got off work at like 330 this morning. Going to dinner tonight. Yeah whatever I'm a player, I could care less right now, women are *******.

Did they leave positive feedback on your transaction?

 

[-01limited- 10+ year member]

play on playa....

its hard out here for a pimp

 

[-01limited- 10+ year member]

Did they leave positive feedback on your transaction?

I left positive feedback on their faces, they were all into sharing that shit. strippers are wild

 

[Bob Saget]

OP is a virgin.

 

[09civic 5,000+ posts]

OP is a virgin

lulz

 

[outsideshot23 10+ year member]

yup yup, that was my v-day present when i got up this mornin, yo!
that light-skinned ninja from down tha hill came knockin this morning. i been tryin to hookup wit this chick for months. i guess she finally couldnt resist. showed up wit some fresh cinnamon rolls, and a cravin for some tappin. good thing i groomed tha ball fro last night. so, after a few of tha rolls and some average head, i shot a little frosting on chicks neck, then sent her back home...

she'll be back, yo!! oh yeah, she'll be back.

any of you ninjas get anything for valentines??

so your grandma gave you head.? I shouldnt have read this

 

[outsideshot23 10+ year member]

OP is a virgin.

thats not what the apple pie says

 

[wickedwitt 10+ year member]

.

Hey, atleast you cant get aids from that ish

He doesn't know where that hand has been..//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/uhoh.gif.c07307dd22ee7e63e22fc8e9c614d1fd.gif

 

[MikeofTulsa Moderator]

yup yup, that was my v-day present when i got up this mornin, yo!
that light-skinned ninja from down tha hill came knockin this morning. i been tryin to hookup wit this chick for months. i guess she finally couldnt resist. showed up wit some fresh cinnamon rolls, and a cravin for some tappin. good thing i groomed tha ball fro last night. so, after a few of tha rolls and some average head, i shot a little frosting on chicks neck, then sent her back home...

she'll be back, yo!! oh yeah, she'll be back.

any of you ninjas get anything for valentines??

I'm sorry that thats only your present. Happens all the time for me. Joys of being married.

 

[thevic24 5,000+ posts]

I'm sorry that thats only your present. Happens all the time for me. Joys of being married.

Dam bro,

I got married and the sexx came to a halt.