Boiled eggs

[phoneman 10+ year member]

syrup. ya - thats about the constinstancy of it. it would be closer if maybe you chewed up your crackers w\ peanut butter on them and 'gargled' them with the syrup in your mouth - then spit it all over the toilet violently.
if you can visiualize that, its similar to how my *** feels - but im gripping the porcelin so hard my knuckles are white - my feet firmly planted on the wall in front of me - face red and breathing quickly in between pushes - leading to an eruption that leaves a burn on the walls of my *******.

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Yeah well it happens to the breast of us. I hate it when it burns so bad it feels like your shitting pepper spray from your ***, that sucks

 

[300m_on_xxx 10+ year member]

i like them alot too //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

 

[Ape 10+ year member]

or when your little and you eat the entire Sunflower seed (even the shell) and your parents are like.. "you shouldnt do that" and you like "Why" they say "You will see"

Than you go to poo and it feels like your squeezing a log of inverted staples out your ***.

 

[JimJ 5,000+ posts]

Yeah well it happens to the breast of us.

Freudian slip?

 

[ngsm13 5,000+ posts]

All this makes me want to vomit...nasty ish //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

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