Boiled eggs

*boils some as I type*//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif
How long do you guys boil yours for?
bring them to a boil and let boil for 7-10 min

 
I don't eat eggs very often, they make me fart like no other, not to mention it smells like 10X worse too...
Yeah me too, //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/up2something.gif.dd110ecf3ae4b76050d87598f2f8de7c.gif

 
oh - jesus. thats nasty.
peanutbutter makes me fart real bad - gives me the runs too.
Penutbutter give you the runs //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif Braums gravy gives me the runs

 
but PPnJ is SOOOOO delicious.

i eat it anyway - even though the farts are the 'hot' kind, they smell like a skunk choked on a rotten egg, crawled up my *** and died choking on my shit.

the turds are even worse 0_0

 
AGgGH I shouldnt eat as I read these boards... ever.
Why? req's penutbutter post made me want some penut butter and syrup on crackers so I made me some //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/yumyum.gif.0556df42231b304b9c995aefd13928a8.gif

 
Why? req's penutbutter post made me want some penut butter and syrup on crackers so I made me some //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/yumyum.gif.0556df42231b304b9c995aefd13928a8.gif
syrup. ya - thats about the constinstancy of it. it would be closer if maybe you chewed up your crackers w\ peanut butter on them and 'gargled' them with the syrup in your mouth - then spit it all over the toilet violently.

if you can visiualize that, its similar to how my *** feels - but im gripping the porcelin so hard my knuckles are white - my feet firmly planted on the wall in front of me - face red and breathing quickly in between pushes - leading to an eruption that leaves a burn on the walls of my *******.

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