big murph

[Falcons 5,000+ posts]

First time I got drunk was at Morton's. Paid 300 on the tab not realizing gratuity was included and made an ass of myself in front of my wife.
Then went out the next day and bought a full liquor cabinet. True story.

thats whats up lol

Good for you I can't really say the same. I have ruined alcohol for 5 or 6 friends making them drink waaay too much their first times. I act like a dick both on and off here. Not as much as I do here but, close enough.

yeah in person im one of those if your nice to me ill be nice to you guys.

 

[murph 10+ year member]

I just hate having to babysit first-timers when they get plastered. I've seen some climb buildings, others play Frogger IRL, and others throw up at a strip club (the Mamasan in Guam made him pay to clean it up lulz).

Yes that is also sooo true. I had to save a friend from pulling a Jimmy Hendrix. He fell on the ground in my bathroom and threw up face down. He started to drown in his own vomit trying to yell for help. I picked him up and he sat into my sink which ripped it out of the wall. I was just like are you fucking kidding me right now?

 

[neo_styles 10+ year member]

Yes that is also sooo true. I had to save a friend from pulling a Jimmy Hendrix. He fell on the ground in my bathroom and threw up face down. He started to drown in his own vomit trying to yell for help. I picked him up and he sat into my sink which ripped it out of the wall. I was just like are you fucking kidding me right now?

Yep. Best place for first timers? On acres and acres of land. They might go wandering for a bit, but ain't shit they're going to break that you care about.

 

[murph 10+ year member]

yeah in person im one of those if your nice to me ill be nice to you guys.

I will be nice and a dick at the same time. It is just natural for me to do it. Plus I am quite aggressive when I'm drunk which raises the level 5x.

 

[Falcons 5,000+ posts]

Yep. Best place for first timers? On acres and acres of land. They might go wandering for a bit, but ain't shit they're going to break that you care about.

thats why i like living in the country lol

 

[murph 10+ year member]

Yep. Best place for first timers? On acres and acres of land. They might go wandering for a bit, but ain't shit they're going to break that you care about.

Depends on the person most first timers don't go way over the top. The first time they go way over the top is when you have to worry.

 

[neo_styles 10+ year member]

Depends on the person most first timers don't go way over the top. The first time they go way over the top is when you have to worry.

I like for them to get pretty effin' wasted so they at least know what happens. That way they can start finding their tolerance. No sense in raising another generation of belligerent little shits

 

[05fronty 5,000+ posts]

what is this faggot shit? get a hotel you two

 

[neo_styles 10+ year member]

what is this faggot shit? get a hotel you two

Already did. Spare key for you in the lobby lover //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/yumyum.gif.0556df42231b304b9c995aefd13928a8.gif

 

[05fronty 5,000+ posts]

Already did. Spare key for you in the lobby lover //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/yumyum.gif.0556df42231b304b9c995aefd13928a8.gif

shhhhh don't tell the wife. she is just a front

 

[murph 10+ year member]

Keep calm and don't give a fuck.

 

[neo_styles 10+ year member]

shhhhh don't tell the wife. she is just a front

Kinda dark in the closet innit?

 

[Falcons 5,000+ posts]

fvck you fronty! lol

 

[05fronty 5,000+ posts]

Kinda dark in the closet innit?

i got the baby oil and chocolate pudding. just the way you like it

 

[neo_styles 10+ year member]

i got the baby oil and chocolate pudding. just the way you like it

You're so insensitive...I SPECIFICALLY REQUESTED NUTELLA