Best ways to get back at someone?

[hatedonmostly 5,000+ posts]

My girlfriend's stepmom is a ungrateful *****, and doesn't care about anything my girlfriend or her (my girlfriend's stepmom's) husband does for her. He goes to work every day to provide for the family, he cooks, and pays for everything for her, but no matter what he does, it is not good enough for her. She gets crazy drunk every day, basically drinking all day long and freaks out on him all the time. She is always right, and refuses to listen to anyone else. I've seen all of this happen, and it's absolutely ridiculous. No one should have to put up with her.

However, he's too nice of a guy to kick her *** to the curb and put her out on the street, even though the house is entirely in his name and she has absolutely NOTHING, so my girlfriend and I are taking it upon ourselves to get back at her.

Some of the things we were thinking of were putting eye drops or hardcore laxative in with her alcohol so that every time she drinks each night, she will get some hardcore explosive diarrhea, and she will stop drinking, thinking that drinking alcohol makes her shit like crazy. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

Suggestions?

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[Supergumby5000 5,000+ posts]

catch her dog/cat/pet on fire and let it loose in her house

/thread

PS, i didnt read your post.

 

[Ekimdude 10+ year member]

Stick a fanger inta her arse, mate.

 

[99grandprixGT 5,000+ posts]

kill them.

 

[Miles0803]

water down the alcohol so she doesnt get drunk

 

[Ekimdude 10+ year member]

water down the alcohol so she doesnt get drunk

Good one man, you really are evil. Stay away from this guy, very devious.

 

[abrhino 10+ year member]

get her pregnant

 

[Racerx250 10+ year member]

water down the alcohol so she doesnt get drunk

That is by far the best idea i've heard in a while.

Although eye drops are a winner too.

 

[Marlo Stanfield 10+ year member]

Just kill her, makes things alot easier in the long run... Or kidnap the ***** and dump her a few hundred miles from home somewhere in the woods all tied up.

 

[hornedfrog1985 5,000+ posts]

I just farted.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

whip out your dick and show her that her daughter enjoys giant dong like this every night!

 

[hatedonmostly 5,000+ posts]

whip out your dick and show her that her daughter enjoys giant dong like this every night!

This would work if her father was the problem, but it's her stepmother we're trying to get back at. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[hatedonmostly 5,000+ posts]

Wait, your girlfriend has a husband???

There was no way to type that that would make it sound right. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crazy.gif.c13912c32de98515d3142759a824dae7.gif

 

[pilyin 10+ year member]

Wait, your girlfriend has a husband???

Didn't catch that the first time, but you're right. It seems his girlfriend does indeed have a husband.

That's messed up. It might be a contributing factor to why the step mom drinks so much.