Best rap lines

[elancohen92 10+ year member]

These are from my two "theme" songs' date=' so Ive been told hahaha
[u']Hooligan[/u]

I'm waking up at like eleven in the morning

Playing by the rules, yo, it's just so boring

I'm eatin' Captain Crunch for lunch

Do I got issues, yeah man, I go a bunch

like late night fist fights, halfpipes and dirtbikes

yo i love them all so they label me an outlaw

 

[retrojordans 10+ year member]

Hahaha bassin, and anything i guess. sorry i dont have 50k to offer, But ill pay you in trident layers?

This made me lol irl. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[retrojordans 10+ year member]

Young Gucci Mane, don't kiss me baby u can kiss my chain ughhhh

Ya gotta be a dime piece,

just to look at the rocks in my time piece ughhhh

I'm icy, so muthafunkin snowed up, lil kids wanna

be like Gucci when they grow up

 

[retrojordans 10+ year member]

They was like boyyyyyy would you do a remix a song to put on and get blown with a freak bish

My phone wont stop ringin jewels wont stop gleaming clock g's spark trees outa drop v's bishhhh betta boss up and get this moneyy.

Yo Fake as s Got A Minute Phone, Never Got No Minutes

Claim You Got A Spot But Never Got No Work Up In It

Boy, Those Ain't Spreewells, How Yo rims Still Spinnin

Nucka U Ain't A Streetlord How Yo Team Still Winnin (U Ain't Know)

U Sinnin Round Here If Ya Bank Ain't Right

Dank Ain't Light

Doin My Dance While I'm Drunk In The Hype

I'm At The Flight Froze

I'm Sportin Platinum

We Rose Gold, We Both Pros At pimpin

And Bossin Up On These Hoes

I'm Bossin Up Fa Real, A Half Mill On The Crib

It's A Beautiful Thing, U Should See Where I Live

Boooooy, I need That Bent With The Rims And Tint

Wood Grain Stearin Wheel, To Match The Seats And The Vents

We 'Bout Dollars

Makes Cents Don't It

Coupe's With The Six On It, Rugers With The lence On It

We'll Blaze U If U Run Up On Us

~R.I.P.~ Blade Icewood

 

[CL1CKCLACK 5,000+ posts]

If ya a$$ too big I make ya back that a$$ up, I only go down if ya keep ya grass cut,

 

[Parker G 10+ year member]

So if lifes a b then I'mma try and f the world yeah f-em girl u aint gotta go back call and tell him your p-ussy got kidnapped.

 

[Ignatowski 5,000+ posts]

dont push me cause im close to the edge

im tryin not to loose my head

 

[Bassin Buick]

Vomit vomit , clean it up with comet. earth is my plah-net.

 

[-01limited- 10+ year member]

H-town whatttttt?

 

[elancohen92 10+ year member]

I saw some joker in here. Haha ****

My watch costs a pie, sace's on my eyes with the fresh levis god **** I'm sterilized

 

[huricaine 10+ year member]

Jose, alize, e&j, tangeray, bombay, safire got yo insides on fiya...

 

[elancohen92 10+ year member]

my chain went through surgery, my watch was in an avalanche, my car is from the candy shop my rims they do the cabbage patch

 

[BlactimusCrime 10+ year member]

Traffic traffic, lookin for my chapstick, feelin kinda carsick, theres a ford maverick!

 

[Bassin Buick]

Guys, for those who have not noticed, I am deleting replies that have the N word in them. As you know, it is not allowed here. No, not even in copy/pasted lyrics. No, not even abbreviations. No, not even when you change one letter in the word to a "@". This isn't like the word filter where if you figure out how to get around it while still getting your point/the word across, its cool... it is a violation of the rule to use the word, or any reasonable derivative or slang version of it.
Im also giving out infractions. Im not trying to be a hard ass here, but you guys know the rule, you need to remember to abide by it. The first time I saw this thread's title, my first thought was 'crap I hope I dont have to ban anyone in there over a silly word violation'.

Please just take a few moments to go through any quotes/lyrics you are going to paste here, and modify or remove the word. And when I say modify, I mean to make it something completely different. Sorry for the inconvenience, I know it probably seems stupid to some of you, but that's how it is.

Thanks.

Plies "100 Years" (EDITED FOR CA.COM VERSION)

My African American Male From A Predominantly Low Income Neighborhood e'erytime I think this **** gettin' rough out here

for me my African American Male From A Predominantly Low Income Neighborhood... I just remind myself dog Monday through

Friday homie... From 8 in the mornin' to 5 in the evenin'

dog... It's some African American Male From A Predominantly Low Income Neighborhoods in the court room 'round the country

my African American Male From A Predominantly Low Income Neighborhood... Fightin' for they muhfuckin' lives dog... The

crackers bannin' African American Male From A Predominantly Low Income Neighborhoods e'eryday my African American Male From A Predominantly Low Income Neighborhood

My dog went to court today they gave him fifteen

Cracker banned my lil' African American Male From A Predominantly Low Income Neighborhood he was se'enteen

Young African American Male From A Predominantly Low Income Neighborhood don't even know what all that time mean

***** *** crackers done shattered my African American Male From A Predominantly Low Income Neighborhood dreams

They holl'in' mandatory they want him to do the whole thang

African American Male From A Predominantly Low Income Neighborhood showed up in court on my dog and did his thang

African American Male From A Predominantly Low Income Neighborhood did my African American Male From A Predominantly Low Income Neighborhood now I got to bust his brain

African American Male From A Predominantly Low Income Neighborhood woulda did me my dog'd do the same

His lady callin' me cryin' and now I feel her pain

Tired of losin' all my African American Male From A Predominantly Low Income Neighborhoods to the chain gang

In thirty minutes a African American Male From A Predominantly Low Income Neighborhood whole life can change

Cracker over sinister African American Male From A Predominantly Low Income Neighborhoods when this **** gon' change?

***** *** cracker give a African American Male From A Predominantly Low Income Neighborhood a hundred years

Have ya mama leavin' out the courtroom in tears

Crackers don't love to have a African American Male From A Predominantly Low Income Neighborhood breathin' for real

Take a African American Male From A Predominantly Low Income Neighborhood life from him they don't know how it feel

***** *** cracker give a African American Male From A Predominantly Low Income Neighborhood a hundred years

Have ya mama leavin' out the courtroom in tears

Crackers don't love to have a African American Male From A Predominantly Low Income Neighborhood breathin' for real

Take a African American Male From A Predominantly Low Income Neighborhood life from him they don't know how it feel

Ain't talked to my dog yet but I know he sick

Next fifteen years of his life behind a fence

Cracker find a African American Male From A Predominantly Low Income Neighborhood guilty and hit him wit' the bench

Gave one of my dogs twenty-seven on his first offense

The time they givin' the African American Male From A Predominantly Low Income Neighborhood for the crime ain't makin' sense

They jacked the number up now it's eighty-five percent

They did that to make you **** African American Male From A Predominantly Low Income Neighborhoods out there snitch

And put conspiracy in the game to railroad the click

And crackers feel like African American Male From A Predominantly Low Income Neighborhoods ain't got no common sense

A African American Male From A Predominantly Low Income Neighborhood paper ain't right they banned off the rip

A public defender don't get you **** but a long trip

And judge sentencin innocent African American Male From A Predominantly Low Income Neighborhoods without a guilt

How in the **** can fo' birds get you a life sentence?

But give a cracker seven years for money launderin' millions

Shoot a African American Male From A Predominantly Low Income Neighborhood in the leg they sentence you like you killed 'em

Cracker catch you wit' that iron and throw you under the buildin'

You a African American Male From A Predominantly Low Income Neighborhood that mean you guilty 'til proven innocent

MOney talk and bullshit walk a thousand miles

You ain't got a paid lawyer then don't go to trial

Crackers owe each other favors, they'll swap ya out

"You give us him, we'll give you him" know what I'm talkin' 'bout

African American Male From A Predominantly Low Income Neighborhood took thirty years on a cop out

**** you get thirty years for breakin' in a ***** house?

Crackers playin' a dirty game boy this **** wild

 

[elancohen92 10+ year member]

hahahahahahaha