best pickup line you got

[Radar 10+ year member]

"nice shoes, wanna ****?"

 

[ifandorbuts 10+ year member]

Here is the one I made up:

you remind me of that girl I used to stalk back in college.your name isnt XXX is it?

 

[iwantmorebass 10+ year member]

the difference between my pickup line and most of yours is that mine will actually work. is almost guarenteed that they'll laugh. and to the guy who said pickup lines are for virgins. it's obvisous that you don't have very much success with women. pickup lines are a good way to get talkin to a women you dig. not unless its a stupid one, then your gonna miss big.

 

[more_spl 10+ year member]

is the "wanna screw *holds out screw*?" a big miss? cuz it's funny as fuk

 

[ifandorbuts 10+ year member]

I may not be the most attractive man in this place, but I'm the only one talking to you

 

[avistar23 10+ year member]

Originally posted by eengrms Hahaha. I like that one.

 

My favorites:

 

"Are we related? Do you want to be?"

 

"Excuse me, I am about to go ********** and needed a name to go with the face."

 

"I know a great way to burn off the calories in that pastry you just ate."

 

"You are just truly absolutely beautiful! Can you cook and clean also?"

 

"You're 'No Parking' right? Just trying to guess your sign."

 

"You look like my mommy. I like my mommy."

 

"I want you to have my children (pause) GREAT! They are in the car outside.. "

 

"I once knew a squirrel named Marvin. God your hot. Marvin is in Africa now. "

lol hhahahah,...lol

 

[nswartley 5,000+ posts]

Originally posted by shrinkydinx its apparent that most of the lines on this thread are jokes.

word.

i hope he realized that.....

-nate

 

[_MstANg_ 10+ year member]

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