best pickup line you got

[iwantmorebass 10+ year member]

when i be about to scam on some squirrel i use "you see my friend over there, he wants to know if you think i'm cute" whats the best pickup line you got?

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[Brock 5,000+ posts]

thats a pretty funny line...might try that sometime...lol

 

[avistar23 10+ year member]

Originally posted by Jmac I don't use pick up lines ... I use personality ...

ditto...

 

[furiousedge 10+ year member]

WOW! Are those real?

 

[OJ Simpson 32 10+ year member]

I have never used a pick up line. I am funny as hell.

So I make them laff & tell them to get *****.

 

[Gauntlet 5,000+ posts]

Pick-up lines are for virgins.

 

[furiousedge 10+ year member]

Hi! Are you legal?

Heck, you can't tell these days!

 

[ss3079 5,000+ posts]

"Eh dont I know you from the bus?"

"My Mom has that same dress"

"Wanna see a trick I learned in prison?"

"How much were your breasts?"

"Are you drunk, orrrr is that just a lazy eye?"

"My tool needs a shed"

"I'd like to park my corrective shoes underneath your bed"

"You think its impressive now? Theres cold sores just gettin' started"

"Mind if I hang out here for a while until its safe back where I farted?"

"Excuse me for interruptin and Im not tryin to make a pass, but you must be leavin the country if you're packin that much ***"

Hell, they got my wife

- Steve:laugh:

 

[TheGrimReaperKD 10+ year member]

Crazy kids...lol

 

[davidfre21 5,000+ posts]

"wanna see a trouser snake?"

 

[BASSBOY 10+ year member]

Lets play army, Ill lay down and you blow the hell outta me

 

[avistar23 10+ year member]

ok..hmmm..... do you wanna play CPR ?

 

[jbl_marshall21 10+ year member]

Originally posted by ss3079 "Mind if I hang out here for a while until its safe back where I farted?"

Hell, they got my wife

 

- Steve:laugh:

thats a pretty **** good one. i don't use pickup lines unless i'm just playing around. my looks get me the goods.

 

[nswartley 5,000+ posts]

wanna screw *holds out screw*?

-nate

 

[Bumpin03 10+ year member]

Originally posted by ss3079 "Mind if I hang out here for a while until its safe back where I farted?"

hahahhahaahhaha