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[jolly_26 10+ year member]

Going to a Forestry Society ball tonight, and here's the event description straight off the site, sounds mad:

Presenting the Wild West Forsoc Ball.

The Wild West Forsoc Ball works by significantly increasing your ability to get sloppy drunk while significantly decreasing your ability to give a fuck.

To help you with this we will be providing

- A steam train (no shit. It's an actual steam train. big whoop want to fight about it?)

- Top shelf booze. No keg tainted kiwi draft here folks

- Mean food. I'm talking meat here, like more meat than your body has room for, cause I don't wants to eat vegetables, what do i look like a Mary?

- Jagerbombs, Enough said.

-Bus's will be provided too and from the event, leaving from the Bush Inn carpark. Meet there at 6:30pm

So join us on Saturday the 2nd, cause what the fuck else are you going to do? Stay at home and watch Brokeback Mountain? I didn't think so.

Warning side effects may include: loss of vision, inability to high five, decreased motor skills, fingerblasting, the mighty ducks 1 & 2 and Patrick Swayze

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[dragnix 5,000+ posts]

It's in New Zealand, sounds like a bunch of tribals getting together and dry humping each other

 

[Kastlez_ 10+ year member]

Umm yeah. lol

 

[jolly_26 10+ year member]

lol ever been to New Zealand? And yeah ok if it was in the North Island I'd probably agree. You have to realise that they're pretty much taking the **** given that it is actually a formal ball, I just thought it sounded hilarious.

 

[dragnix 5,000+ posts]

Nope, been to Australia and I barely liked that ***-backward country

 

[jolly_26 10+ year member]

Nope, been to Australia and I barely liked that ***-backward country

hahaha fair call mate, just don't put us in the same category as them. We get on well with them, but we sure as hell aren't the same. That said, what specifically makes them backwards?

 

[dragnix 5,000+ posts]

hahaha fair call mate, just don't put us in the same category as them. We get on well with them, but we sure as hell aren't the same. That said, what specifically makes them backwards?

No theme parks in Sydney at all, how do they live?

They have troughs instead of urinals, where's the privacy mate?

They have the queen of England on their money, dafuq Canada?

U guys can't even get ur seasons right

 

[jolly_26 10+ year member]

No theme parks in Sydney at all, how do they live?They have troughs instead of urinals, where's the privacy mate?

They have the queen of England on their money, dafuq Canada?

U guys can't even get ur seasons right

lol was expecting actual reasons but all good.

 

[dragnix 5,000+ posts]

lol was expecting actual reasons but all good.

They're legit to me //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif