Behold Thy Cult that is....

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

http://www.bju.edu/prospective/expect/rhall.html

who's signing up? i know i am

All students must liquidate all assets and return all worldy belongings to the greater good that is BJU.

Click to read more...

 

[bri487 5,000+ posts]

maybe if it was mike jones university.

MIKE JONES!!!!!!!!

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

gtfo

 

[bri487 5,000+ posts]

gtfo

smdb!

 

[wgaede 10+ year member]

# Residence hall students may not watch videos above a G rating when visiting homes in town and may not attend movie theaters.

Darn, no Sextra Credit 2.

# All weapons must be turned in for storage. Trigger locks are required for pistols. Fireworks are not permitted on campus.

Darn, can't shoot or blow up any annoying kids.

All in all, sounds like a blast.

 

[flakko 5,000+ posts]

# Posters of movie and music stars and fashion models are not permitted. The subjects of personal photos should exhibit the modesty and appropriate physical contact we expect from our students.# Music must be compatible with the University's music standards:

* New Age, jazz, rock, and country music is not permitted.

* Contemporary Christian music is not permitted (e.g., Michael W. Smith, Stephen Curtis Chapman, WOW Worship, and so forth).

# Televisions and DVD/videocassette players are not permitted in the residence halls; computer DVD players may not be used to view movies.

# You may not possess or play computer and video games rated T, M, or A or having elements of blood and gore, sensual or demonic themes, or featuring suggestive dress, bad language, or rock music.

# Due to space considerations, appliances such as mini-refrigerators and microwaves are not permitted in residence hall rooms. A refrigerator for medical-related needs and microwaves are provided in each residence hall.

# Residence hall students may not watch videos above a G rating when visiting homes in town and may not attend movie theaters.

what the heck maaaan! id kill myself before i would go there.

http://www.bju.edu/prospective/expect/dress.html

woah

 

[flakko 5,000+ posts]

I believe in the inspiration of the Bible (both the Old and the New Testaments); the creation of man by the direct act of God; the incarnation and virgin birth of our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ; His identification as the Son of God; His vicarious atonement for the sins of mankind by the shedding of His blood on the cross; the resurrection of His body from the tomb; His power to save men from sin; the new birth through the regeneration by the Holy Spirit; and the gift of eternal life by the grace of God.

at least they got THAT right .... sheesh

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

For the sake of accountability, students must "check out" when they leave the campus. Students gradually acquire more freedom in this area as they become upperclassmen.
Each night all students meet for prayer, either as a room or together with several other rooms.

Students are required to be in their own rooms and quiet at 11 pm. All lights must be out by midnight.

Computer network and high-speed Internet access is available in each residence hall room.

An email account is provided for each student. Due to the flood of objectionable content coming through outside email services, students may use only this filtered campus email system.

All wireless access to the Internet is forbidden since all Internet use must go through the University's filtered access.

Students may bring automobiles to campus. However, underclassmen (freshmen and sophomores) who are under 21 years old may use their vehicles only to drive home and for extension.

Residence hall students may not watch videos above a G rating when visiting homes in town and may not attend movie theaters.

This place sounds fcking nutz....it sounds like a school in china

 

[bri487 5,000+ posts]

This place sounds fcking nutz....it sounds like a school in china

psych ward.

 

[noob with an RS 10+ year member]

http://www.bju.edu/prospective/expect/rhall.html

who's signing up? i know i am

of course u r; ur queer.

 

[bri487 5,000+ posts]

of course u r; ur queer.

below the belt.

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

of course u r; ur queer.

yes, because they have a high tollerance of homosexual's im sure...

actually fire them a message, they might find it a worthy cause to try and "save" your shit dick soul in the name of downs victims everywhere

 

[bri487 5,000+ posts]

yes, because they have a high tollerance of homosexual's im sure...
actually fire them a message, they might find it a worthy cause to try and "save" your shit dick soul in the name of downs victims everywhere

the just might be able to save him before his has his penis surgically removed in place of a ******.

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

he loves male asses too much, im hear he wants his asshole turned into a vag

 

[dkguitarist 5,000+ posts]

wtf? that's some hardcore rules mang.

i'd love to deface/tp that place one night and write "cult school" on it. hahahhahaa.