bangin my friends mom...

[tappin_azz 10+ year member]

few days from now my friend is going back to jail for 30, ya know. he got a mom who is divorced, and smokin hott! She a milf and i would totally destroy it. Whenever im over there im always pushin up on her and flexin my nutz. one time i had my shirt popped off and she and i could smell tha wet pussy. yeah, she likes it when i come around. So she says a few times that i can come ova whenever i want to and just talk and hang out, and maybe smoke a blunt or 2.

As soon as her son gets locked up shes gonna be lonely again, yo. i just pop up one day and just go inside. Talk some shit, watch some crap on TV........and then whip it out and see what happens.

she ben bitchin bout how she hasnt been laid in years. so i figure im in.

too easy right??

what it do?

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[bubbagumper6 5,000+ posts]

pics?

 

[OmegaBunny 10+ year member]

Can someone translate to English for me?

 

[Suicide Bobb 5,000+ posts]

What a ninja gun do? I say rock dat shit ninja. Make sure you take pics/vid or it didn't happen lol

 

[bubbagumper6 5,000+ posts]

Can someone translate to English for me?

Uhh, I understood it...

 

[tappin_azz 10+ year member]

damn guys, you know i dont roll wit no camera. my grandma had one but i lost it in a dice game. there is a thread bout it, yo!

 

[bhsdriller 10+ year member]

that's how you do it right there

 

[Cruzer 10+ year member]

if she hot why hasnt she been laid in years?

must not be hot?

 

[OmegaBunny 10+ year member]

It was a joke

 

[outsideshot23 10+ year member]

few days from now my friend is going back to jail for 30, ya know. he got a mom who is divorced, and smokin hott! She a milf and i would totally destroy it. Whenever im over there im always pushin up on her and flexin my nutz. one time i had my shirt popped off and she and i could smell tha wet pussy. yeah, she likes it when i come around. So she says a few times that i can come ova whenever i want to and just talk and hang out, and maybe smoke a blunt or 2.
As soon as her son gets locked up shes gonna be lonely again, yo. i just pop up one day and just go inside. Talk some shit, watch some crap on TV........and then whip it out and see what happens.

she ben bitchin bout how she hasnt been laid in years. so i figure im in.

too easy right??

what it do?

school is out already?? must be lunch.. im going to call up and talk to your principle

 

[Suicide Bobb 5,000+ posts]

damn guys, you know i dont roll wit no camera. my grandma had one but i lost it in a dice game. there is a thread bout it, yo!

Awwww shit ninja joo betta get yo hustle on and get another one ninja!

 

[Suicide Bobb 5,000+ posts]

school is out already?? must be lunch.. im going to call up and talk to your principle

Homie, joo need to quit hatin on my ninja tappin. He aint mean no harm, nah mean ninja? He is a necessary addition to the Dome and needs some appreciation for his game ninja

 

[tappin_azz 10+ year member]

if she hot why hasnt she been laid in years?
must not be hot?

she a high class chick, she aint no street hooker, bro. but even a picky hoe cant resist my pecs and ripped up abs.

she gettin a visit from tappin tomorrow. ill post up a TR for all you horny virgins...

 

[d2k 10+ year member]

you talk s**t!!

 

[Suicide Bobb 5,000+ posts]

you talk s**t!!

Exactly...he is a CA.com staple, so get used to his hustle! He ain't goin nowhere