So I'm driving and this elderly guy is going about 15-20mph on a 30mph 4 lane street (2 lanes each direction). I was right behind him(left lane) and there was a column of cars in the right lane giving no chance to pass 'im. So I said f*ck it & zoomed in the lane going the opposite direction to pass him on the left and the motha blubba decided to move left and ended up hitting me. So we pull over, my car is pretty much fine; some paint peeled off. His car...I knocked his left mirror off completely & he got some paint scratches too. I claimed no insurance (even though I have expensive-*** state farm) and we decided to settle it for $300...e.g., I give him $300 and it 'never happened'. I got it 'on tape' in case he decides to sue my ***, thanks to my handy dandy ink pen/digital-recorder. He really hit me but since I was driving illegally in the lane going the opposite direction it's really my fault. ****.
7 hours later...
I was almost home. Light turns yellow, I decided to go for it (I'm about 25 feet back). Well, I made it...but at the cost of a red-light ticket of $105. The cop was like a lot of people like to speed at this intersection (Cubs game going on). He could've got me for speeding too; was probably doing around 40 in a 30. ****.
Being 5 seconds ahead (1st case) or 30 seconds ahead (2nd case) ain't worth it.
oh well.
Ain't I so cool??!! How can get out of it?!? Take it to court??! Just playin'...I just got a check for $800 that I really don't need at the moment anyway....(yeah I'm crazy).
7 hours later...
I was almost home. Light turns yellow, I decided to go for it (I'm about 25 feet back). Well, I made it...but at the cost of a red-light ticket of $105. The cop was like a lot of people like to speed at this intersection (Cubs game going on). He could've got me for speeding too; was probably doing around 40 in a 30. ****.
Being 5 seconds ahead (1st case) or 30 seconds ahead (2nd case) ain't worth it.
oh well.
Ain't I so cool??!! How can get out of it?!? Take it to court??! Just playin'...I just got a check for $800 that I really don't need at the moment anyway....(yeah I'm crazy).
