B|tch Thread

[jujumantb 10+ year member]

I'm (obviously) in the b|tching mood today...

**** I hate:

-Taking a piss, puttin back in your pants only for it to discharge a little extra in your boxers...

-Taking a sh|t, wiping, only for your ass to get nasty and having to rewipe half hour later.

-the hard cheese nub at the beginning of each use of easy-cheese.

-People who say "I could care less"... if you COULD care less, then you obviously care to some degree you ******, the correct phrase is "I couldn't care less"...

-People who dont understand proper sidewalk walking etiquitte, its like a road people, you walk on the right side, I dont like to play the "guess which side I'm going to pass you on" game.

-gonchos.

-Pissing right after rubbin one out, ouch.

-the beginning of the keg.

-Having to piss with an erection.

lots more, I'm sick of typin them...

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[chris96camaro 10+ year member]

I'm (obviously) in the b|tching mood today...
**** I hate:

-Taking a piss, puttin back in your pants only for it to discharge a little extra in your boxers...

-Taking a sh|t, wiping, only for your ass to get nasty and having to rewipe half hour later.

-the hard cheese nub at the beginning of each use of easy-cheese.

-People who say "I could care less"... if you COULD care less, then you obviously care to some degree you ******, the correct phrase is "I couldn't care less"...

-People who dont understand proper sidewalk walking etiquitte, its like a road people, you walk on the right side, I dont like to play the "guess which side I'm going to pass you on" game.

-gonchos.

-Pissing right after rubbin one out, ouch.

-the beginning of the keg.

-Having to piss with an erection.

lots more, I'm sick of typin them...

Have you seen Bad Boys 2?

WOOSA man WOOSA....remember your pressure points

 

[psych0ticnemes1 5,000+ posts]

haha i agree with you

 

[squeak9798 5,000+ posts]

I hate it when you are the only one standing at a urinal (sp?).....and out of the 10 other open urinals, some idiot comes in and picks the one directly next to you. I feel like spinning around and pissing on their shoe.......

 

[60_cent 10+ year member]

jesus christ...

are you drunk?

 

[Alpineinstaller 10+ year member]

the splash of water on your balls after the **** hits the toilet water

 

[Alpineinstaller 10+ year member]

oh and that one turd that doesnt go down the drain when you flush the first time

 

[sumone 10+ year member]

or the second!

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

call me crazy, but it usualy dosen't hurt me when i pee after 'rubbing one off'

 

[fatryan 5,000+ posts]

call me crazy, but it usualy dosen't hurt me when i pee after 'rubbing one off'

it doesnt for me either, but when im drunk and rub 1 out, it hurts to piss. id love to know y...

 

[Harrison486 10+ year member]

Best Thread Ever

 

[vasilios 10+ year member]

call me crazy, but it usualy dosen't hurt me when i pee after 'rubbing one off'

x2, i dont think it is normal for one to feel discomfort or pain while peeing after cranking one out.

you should have that looked into.

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

am i the only one that would find it amusing if someone found out they had an STD based on something they randomly typed into a forum?

 

[jujumantb 10+ year member]

x2, i dont think it is normal for one to feel discomfort or pain while peeing after cranking one out.
you should have that looked into.

haha, no its normal for alot of people, I've confirmed this hate with many people before. Its not RIGHT after, but like 10 minutes after, I'd assume its from the part of your load still in your eurethra starting to dry, but I dunno. Its just a little sting right away to clear the tube, doesnt hurt horribly bad.

PS: after a few stupid moves freshman year, I got tested and I came back clean //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/cool.gif.3bcaf8f141236c00f8044d07150e34f7.gif

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

yeah i just got tested a few months ago too.... you can use a condom every time and be so sure... until the time you leave that office, then you begin thinking about every kiss since the 3rd grade, truly scary

 

[vasilios 10+ year member]

I got tested and I came back clean //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/cool.gif.3bcaf8f141236c00f8044d07150e34f7.gif

so did i recently...feww!!

 

[marleyskater420 5,000+ posts]

I hate it when you are the only one standing at a urinal (sp?).....and out of the 10 other open urinals, some idiot comes in and picks the one directly next to you. I feel like spinning around and pissing on their shoe.......

OOOHHH I KNOW THAT IS SO ANNOYING!!

I just got tested before I came here. Thanks planned parenthood for encouraging my pre-marital sex!

 

[Range Rover 10+ year member]

I hate those midnight craps they never come..

Be on the can for 45 min. your legs are falling asleep so you get off the can, go lay in bed only to have the feeling you need to crap 30 seconds later..

but no poop shows up

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[Black_Jesus 10+ year member]

lmmfbao...

 

[tRiGgEr 5,000+ posts]

I hate

- People who take your right of way at a stop sign.

- People who very obviously go out of there way to stare at you? Am I sexy?

- People who drive behind you, speed up to pass you, only to have to come to a stop 10 feet later

- My girls cat. It will not freaking shut up!

- People.