Black Halloween Costume

[VOA_NIGHTMARE 10+ year member]

Black Halloween Costume

A black man and his wife were going to a Halloween party in a couple of

days so the husband tells his wife to go to the store and get costumes

for them to wear. When he comes home that night he goes into the bedroom

and there laid out on the bed is a Superman costume. The husband yells

at his wife, "What are you doing? Have you ever heard of a black

Superman? Take this back and get me something else I can wear." The next

day the wife, not too happy, returns the costume and gets a replacement.

The husband comes home from work goes to the bedroom and there, laid out

on the bed, is a Batman costume. He again yells at his poor wife, "What

are you doing? Have you ever heard of a black Batman? Take this back and

get me something I can wear to the costume party!" The next morning his

irate wife goes shopping. When the husband comes home again from work,

there laid out on the bed are three items: one is a set of three white

buttons, the second is a thick white belt, and the third item is a 2x4

The husband yells at the wife, "What the hell are these for?" The wife

yells back, "Take your clothes off. You can put the three white buttons

on the front of you and go as a domino. If you don't like that idea, you

can put the white belt on and go as an Oreo. And if you don't like THAT

idea, you can shove the 2 x 4 up your *** and go as a fudgesicle!"

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[tRiGgEr 5,000+ posts]

Amusing.

 

[Range Rover 10+ year member]

Good stuff

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[80INCHES 5,000+ posts]

lol wow

80

 

[Alpineinstaller 10+ year member]

thats a goodone

 

[sumone 10+ year member]

didn't do anything for me...

 

[chris96camaro 10+ year member]

i liked it...

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

in other news, devillian is sore

 

[marleyskater420 5,000+ posts]

If I was black, I'd do as Count Blackula, but Im white, so Im going as ghonnerrea

 

[bigwheel15 10+ year member]

Heh heh...alright.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

in other news, devillian is sore

I know what your costume is going to be.....

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

I know what your costume is going to be.....

that's great.
I'm going as Casper too!

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

I know what your costume is going to be.....

will you come with? you can be a prop

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

lol

oh man.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

Going to hell you are.....