ATTN: alcoholics, barhoppers alike. I need a drink recipe

[hornedfrog1985 5,000+ posts]

Texas Tea.

4 oz of 100 proof wild turkey.

1/2 lemon.

1/2 teaspoon worcheschire sauce.

10 dips of your tescticles in the drink mixing it well.

WALA!!! Texans drink this daily.

 

[michaellane 5,000+ posts]

puerto rican ice tea

i know its like a shot of 4 different fruit flavored bacardis

sprite

sweet&sour they use

and a little bit of coke.

get it without the coke. taste awesome...

 

[w00tah 10+ year member]

Take a shot glass.

Fill first half with Khalua. Fill the rest with 151. Light on fire. Stick a straw in and quickly drink. If you don't, the straw melts and it tastes horrible. If you drink it quick enough, the straw stays in one piece, and it tastes like hot chocolate milk.

You've just had a Flaming Gorilla *****.

Kef

 

[schackel 10+ year member]

pink painty dropers

12 beers

half a handle of vodka

3 pink lemonade frozon consintrates

 

[Hii Im Justin 10+ year member]

last night i had amf's and hurricanes

 

[lilmaniac2 5,000+ posts]

if we are talking about good mixed drinks

Cherry Lifesaver

shot of soco

shot of amaretto

4 oz of sprite

splash of grenadine

= yum

 

[groundpound4200 5,000+ posts]

So,
1 oz Grape Pucker

1oz Skyy

1 oz Blue Caracao(sp)

1-2 oz sprite

splash of grenadine?

Sound right?

no. why the grenadine?

 

[quins90lac 10+ year member]

jungle juice

1 L Everclear® alcohol

5.25 L (3 1.75L bottles) vodka

1 bottle peach schnapps

1 pint Bacardi® 151 rum

1 bottle 99 Apples® apple schnapps

10 L Sprite® soda

1 L Sunny Delight® orange juice

1 L triple sec

1.75 L bottle gin

1 bottle DeKuyper® Sour Apple Pucker schnapps

4 bottles Boone's Farm® Strawberry Hill wine

8 L Hawaiian Punch®

2 containers orange juice concentrate

fruit (as much as desired)

Use a large container ie. ice chest or similar. Allow the fruit to soak in all the alcohol for about 4 - 12 hours. Add all the juice and let sit overnight. Serve the next day.

 

[w00tah 10+ year member]

1 1/2 oz Bacardi 151

1 1/2 oz Bacardi Superior

1 1/2 oz Captain Morgan

4 oz OJ

3 oz Pineapple juice

splash of Grenadine

Walk The Plank

Kef

 

[King_corral 10+ year member]

sippin on some sizzurp?

caribou lou is good and fuxcks your shit up.

 

[donpisto 5,000+ posts]

Mixed drinks are for women. Buy some f*cking Guinness and Jameson instead...

Club I went to yesterday were out of Guinness AND Jameson...fvckin pissed me off. Then I was suggested a jager bomb, LMAO...i'm immune to Jager....had some bomb drink though.....crown, JD, peach schnapps, and cranberry juice i think.

 

[MisterGrubbs 5,000+ posts]

1 part *****

5 parts Vodka

1 part cigarettes

1 part bed

1 good night

Always the way my friends look at things.

How stupid of shit are you wanting? I've got a book somewhere around here that has some 5000 different drink combinations that I can try to find.

Make her a swollen ******(drink)

1/3 Goose

1/6 Hypnotiq

1/2 Crunk Juice/Similar Energy Drink

 

[b3stb3auty 10+ year member]

sorry... i don't drink

 

[lilmaniac2 5,000+ posts]

no. why the grenadine?

something has to make it turn purple

 

[GavinVoy 10+ year member]

flaming moe

you gotta add: Krusty Brand non-narcotic cough syrup