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This is pretty cute, no matter your religion....
>
> Are you Kathlick? Three little boys were concerned because they
> couldn't get anyone to play with them. They decided it was because
> they had not been baptized and didn't go to Sunday School. So they
> went to the nearest church.
> Only the janitor was there.
>
> One little boy said, "We need to be baptized because no one will come
> out and play with us. Will you baptize us?"
>
> "Sure," said the janitor He took them into the bathroom and dunked
> their heads in the toilet bowl, one at a time. Then he said, "Now go
> out and play.
> " When they got outside, dripping wet, one of them asked, "What
> religion do you think we are?"
> The oldest one said, "We're not Kathlick, because they pour the water
> on you."
>
> "We're not Babtis, because they dunk all of you in the water."
> "We're not Methdiss, because they just sprinkle you."
> The littlest one said, "Didn't you smell that water!"
>
> "Yeah! What do you think that means?"
>
> "I think it means we're Pisscopalians
>
> Are you Kathlick? Three little boys were concerned because they
> couldn't get anyone to play with them. They decided it was because
> they had not been baptized and didn't go to Sunday School. So they
> went to the nearest church.
> Only the janitor was there.
>
> One little boy said, "We need to be baptized because no one will come
> out and play with us. Will you baptize us?"
>
> "Sure," said the janitor He took them into the bathroom and dunked
> their heads in the toilet bowl, one at a time. Then he said, "Now go
> out and play.
> " When they got outside, dripping wet, one of them asked, "What
> religion do you think we are?"
> The oldest one said, "We're not Kathlick, because they pour the water
> on you."
>
> "We're not Babtis, because they dunk all of you in the water."
> "We're not Methdiss, because they just sprinkle you."
> The littlest one said, "Didn't you smell that water!"
>
> "Yeah! What do you think that means?"
>
> "I think it means we're Pisscopalians