are u a visual wiper?

[GabeC 10+ year member]

I had this discussion on another forum.

1)

When you wipe your ***, when do you know you are done wiping? You look at the TP (VISUAL) and make judgement then? or do you feel (KINETIC) shit in your *** getting smaller and smaller and then make a decision to stop wiping?

i usually wipe twice, then wipe a third and take a gander and make my decision. Some shits you just know that you need 5-6 wipes or even a shower.

2)

Do you stand up when you wipe your *** or do the 1-cheek leaner?

i tend to stand up, i dont have very good balance on one *** cheek

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[DaGh0st 5,000+ posts]

You're suppose to wipe?

 

[GabeC 10+ year member]

I have spider monkeys to do that for.
and it only costs 20$!

small price to pay eh?

 

[GabeC 10+ year member]

NO HE WASNT AN AUTHORIZED BUTT WIPER WTF I WANT MY MONEY BACK

yea i believe he only has certification in anal leakage repair

 

[casper97ta 10+ year member]

CZ28.com?

 

[Hydrastas 10+ year member]

i like to take my handheld mirror and visually inspect my anus after wiping. sometimes i gotta take a toothbrush to get the dingleberries out as well