Anyone know the most accurate OTC prego test?

[Mitch86 5,000+ posts]

I..is that humanly possible?
************ just isnt the same once you loose your virginity. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

Hell, I'd rather pound away for half an hour or so than get head. From the back is the best IMO, unless she knows how to ride.

OK, back on topic. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

PS

Garden hose, if you skeet skeet in her whoo whoo you take her out side. shove a garden hose up in that bish and let it run for 20min to flush her out.

(I do not condone trying this at all)

HAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHA:laugh: //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif :laugh: //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

That is honestly the funniest thing EVER posted on this forum. Congratulations. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[SUB_URBAN 10+ year member]

I..is that humanly possible?
************ just isnt the same once you loose your virginity. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

Hell, I'd rather pound away for half an hour or so than get head. From the back is the best IMO, unless she knows how to ride.

OK, back on topic. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

PS

Garden hose, if you skeet skeet in her whoo whoo you take her out side. shove a garden hose up in that bish and let it run for 20min to flush her out.

(I do not condone trying this at all)

**** fryman i didn't know you were such a naughty freak lol.

 

[CBFryman2 5,000+ posts]

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[nVRuckus 5,000+ posts]

coat hanger test FTW

 

[btnhfan 5,000+ posts]

Rhythm Method = The best //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif:fyi://content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[elementxero 10+ year member]

Just "trip" and "accidentally" push her down the stairs.

BINGO - One vaginally delivered stewed tomato. Check please.

Problem solved.

 

[MikeofTulsa Moderator]

HAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHA:laugh: //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif :laugh: //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif
That is honestly the funniest thing EVER posted on this forum. Congratulations. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

i definatly wouldnt say it was that great, almost brought a smirk to my face, but not that funny.

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

this is why i believe in population control. castration is the best form of birth control.

 

[Phrozt 10+ year member]

ROFL CB....

It's funny because you could actually see yourself doing it.

And don't say you couldn't!

But brents... are you speaking from personal experience?? I'm not doubting your claim, just want to make sure I'm getting a legit test done.

Again, I'm sure everything's fine... we're very careful, she's just freaking out and we'd like some questions answered for sure.

Also, thanks for the help and anyone else who had some fun on the thread

 

[MikeofTulsa Moderator]

ROFL CB....
It's funny because you could actually see yourself doing it.

And don't say you couldn't!

But brents... are you speaking from personal experience?? I'm not doubting your claim, just want to make sure I'm getting a legit test done.

Again, I'm sure everything's fine... we're very careful, she's just freaking out and we'd like some questions answered for sure.

Also, thanks for the help and anyone else who had some fun on the thread

any otc test should be fine

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

i suggest fleeing. women and children ****.

 

[mattf 5,000+ posts]

i definatly wouldnt say it was that great, almost brought a smirk to my face, but not that funny.

oh come one, you know you at least chuckled. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

i heard of someone shaking up a bottle of coke and spraying it between their legs after *** but never a garden hose

 

[MikeofTulsa Moderator]

oh come one, you know you at least chuckled. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

nope. started to smirk, but thats it.

 

[reneeb7363 10+ year member]

wrong.
not fucking is the best form of birth control //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

ROFLMFAO!!!!! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/rotflol.gif.b453361716769b8110ddefc85ff03cd2.gif:rotflol://content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/rotflol.gif.b453361716769b8110ddefc85ff03cd2.gif:rotflol:

GAWD I Wuv Joo! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/inlove.gif.6846f78f06b405429ef3a00129788a2a.gif wahahahaha!