anyone know about marijuana?

[blaze383]

Heres my surefire way to pass a drug test even if you smoked pot the day b4.

Mats:

Aspirin

Vitamin b-12 complex

Gatoraide

Surejel

water

Ok first off drink tons and tons of water when your done with that drink another 5 gal's. Take about 3-4 aspirin. Take about 2-3 vitamin b-12 complex pills. Goto your local gocery store and find a product called SUREJEL its gelatin used for canning and making jams and jellies and such. Take 1 pack of this and mix it with your favorite flavor of gatoraide. Its kinda gross but the gatoraide should help. Drink more water. Try to urinate as much as possible b4 ur test. The point is to dilute your system and have little or no trace of THC in your urine. You can have traces in your system but not in your urine since thats what they check.

Ive passed 4 tests this way.

R u serious? it actually works?

 

[blaze383]

If I lick some snatch tonight and then go to kiss my wife in the morning will I pass the snatchalizer test?//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/yumyum.gif.0556df42231b304b9c995aefd13928a8.gif

lol nice nice

 

[blaze383]

If I lick some snatch tonight and then go to kiss my wife in the morning will I pass the snatchalizer test?//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/yumyum.gif.0556df42231b304b9c995aefd13928a8.gif

lol nice nice

 

[blaze383]

sorry for double post

 

[MadAudio 10+ year member]

it also depends on ur metabolism i think

yup it also depends on your diet and the % of body fat you have since thc is absorbed into muscle tissue and stored .

 

[joetama 5,000+ posts]

Well here is the thing, ultra ultra good stuff you can pass. Here is why, the reading on their testers will give a inconclusive reading because it's so high, so they think it is too low to read, showing you haven't done any. One of my brother’s friends did this for his parole drug test, and passed...

 

[lrgnation 10+ year member]

dude it depends on the test, if its a mouth swab if you drink a lot of stuff to wash out the thc inside your mouth then you can pass after 2-3 days... If it is a urine test you need to drink a few GALLONS of water a day and you can take it a week. otherwise normal no exercise regular liquid intake will take a month. But if you do a lot of excersise like play a sport or something, drink Shit loads of water then its gone quick!

Hardcore drugs leave your system faster! haha.

 

[LoudCrownVic 5,000+ posts]

Just don't do it... I smoked for my first time just a few days ago and it wasn't really all that much to scream about.. I smokeda whole bowl of the best shit that the hippies had to offer too.

Your teeth will feel huge... Then you will fail the drug test.

 

[Railrocker 10+ year member]

One hit will fail you tommorow. One hit will not fail you for 30days. If your an everyday smoker it will take 30 days to be clean. You have to have so many parts of THC to be considered a failure. THC is stored in your fat cells thats why it takes so long to be totaly out of your system unlike meth which only last 3-5 days no matter how much you do. The harder the drug the more your body tries to kick it out. Dont smoke ANY for 2 weeks and exercise to raise your metabolism. Drink plenty of water before your test but not so much that all you put in the cup is water they will test your sample for specific gravity. If your going to have random drug test the safest way is to just quit man.

 

[joetama 5,000+ posts]

Heres my surefire way to pass a drug test even if you smoked pot the day b4.

Mats:

Aspirin

Vitamin b-12 complex

Gatoraide

Surejel

water

Ok first off drink tons and tons of water when your done with that drink another 5 gal's. Take about 3-4 aspirin. Take about 2-3 vitamin b-12 complex pills. Goto your local gocery store and find a product called SUREJEL its gelatin used for canning and making jams and jellies and such. Take 1 pack of this and mix it with your favorite flavor of gatoraide. Its kinda gross but the gatoraide should help. Drink more water. Try to urinate as much as possible b4 ur test. The point is to dilute your system and have little or no trace of THC in your urine. You can have traces in your system but not in your urine since thats what they check.

Ive passed 4 tests this way.

I have heard this working too...

 

[AphexTwin 10+ year member]

hell yeah it works i actually had to retake a test once because they said my urine was to clear...WTF is that...anyway it gave me an extra day to clean my sytem.

 

[1loudmtherfuker 10+ year member]

There are certain drinks you can buy that will mask a regular urine test , if they are testing with other more sopisticated methods you will fail and only by detoxing fully will you pass . If they are testing your hair , you are FVCKED for as long as you have the hair on your head up till the time you stopped using . and they can tell all of the drugs you have done with the hair test .

 

[joetama 5,000+ posts]

Your teeth will feel huge...

Hahahahahahahahahaha that is really funny.....

 

[Trey803 5,000+ posts]

yes you will fail but only for the next 14-15 days ( if you never smoked before) its 28 days for a 100% saturation to leave your system ( meaning you smoke 2x or more a week) dont ask how i know . //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif on the other hand you could drink alcohol and its gone in just over 24 hours or cocaine lasts about 48 hours sucks dont it lol

MY cuz been smokin fo awhile but he stopped for over a month and is all clean. He didnt smoke yet but was wonderin if he could take a hit.

 

[Decipha 10+ year member]

LMAO @ trey

if u don't smoke don't start its much harder to stop than start you can't miss what you've never had

not worth it.. mentally, financially, physically