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LazyRider
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$40 to Dig Out my Car

I am your typical city-dwelling girl. I wear heels, I get manicures, I buy overpriced espresso beverages. I don't shovel snow. Even if I owned a shovel, which I obviously do not, any attempt to use said shovel would end swiftly and tragically with me slumped in a snow pile crying over the blisters on my petal-soft hands.

The point is, this giant ******* blizzard put me in a bit of a bind. My car is buried under several feet of snow, and as previously expressed, I am of no use in this situation. So this is where you come in to save the day. You bring your own shovel, you dig out my car, and I give you $40. Everyone wins.

I've seen some posts in this section from people offering like $20 for shoveling their entire driveway. So why am I offering $40 for you to dig out my car? Two reasons.

1. I am desperate. I need this done by this weekend and there is just no way I am going to do it myself.

2. I want it done WELL. When I say you are going to dig out my car, I don't mean that you can come and dust the snow off the windshield and windows and call it good. I mean that you will remove all snow from all surfaces of my car - without leaving even the tiniest mark on her beautiful exterior. (I'm serious - your scratch her face, I scratch yours.) Then you will shovel away all the snow in front, in back, and next to the car. I drive a little compact car, and she won't be able to bust through a giant pile of snow when you don't do your job right. It's really best that you not think of this job as snow removal, but as car liberation. You must free my adorable car from her snowy prison. And then you'll be my knight in shining armor. And I will pay you $40.

I'm thinking this would be a job well suited to a young, unemployed do-gooder with a heart of gold (and a shovel). But it's open to anyone. Just don't be sketchy. Give me enough information in your email to convince me that you're not just some creeper who wants to come meet me in a dark parking lot and squeeze my ass.
 
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