Being fat and ugly does not make you a real woman. I mean, I like my girls a bit thicker, but you repulse me. And I'm a big guy who's not all that picky.
Add that to the fact that even over the internet I can tell you have one of the most annoying personalities I've ever encountered.
Just go to a local audio shop and have them do it, since you know absolutely nothing and are obviously too dumb to learn.
Oh, and Craigzter should be permabanned for bringing your dumb *** to our otherwise enjoyable forum.
/yourself