Amp Stolen!!!

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

is that you, John Wayne? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

You wanna pick the peanuts out of my shit!//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/cool.gif.3bcaf8f141236c00f8044d07150e34f7.gif

 

[TwistedVisions 10+ year member]

Why break the window? What i would do is get a good glass cutter, and that way it will be quiet and just goto his house at 3am. Now im not sure what kind of glass cutter you would need to get through a driver side window, but there usually really cheap and that way unless he walks outside he won't even know your out there.

 

[ss3079 5,000+ posts]

bass383: get a slim piece of metal, or an inflatable wedge of some kind. Wedge the door, pull the door handle. I've done it to get back in my van when I've locked myself out before...it's pretty easy to do.
ss3079: love your new sig.

is that you, John Wayne? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

"Is this me?"

"Who said that? Who the f*** said that!? Who's the slimey little something shit twinkled toed c***sucker down here that signed his own death warrant? Nobody, huh? The fairy f******godmother said it. ..... bunch of stuff. Was it you you scroungy little f***?"

"Sir no sir!"

"You little piece of shit. You look like a f****** worm. I bet it was you."

"Sir no sir!"

"Sir I said it sir."

"Well ... no shit. What have we got here, a f****** comedian, Private Joker. I admire your honesty. Hell I like you. You can come over to my house and f*** my sister. You little scumbag. I got your name, I got your ***! You will not laugh, you will not cry. You will learn by the numbers, I will teach you. Now get up, get on your feet! You had best unf*** yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck!

"Sir yes sir!"

"Private Joker why did you join my beloved core?"

"Sir to kill sir!"

"So you're a killer?"

"Sir yes sir!"

"Lemme see your war face."

"Sir ..."

"You got a warface? ...... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! That's a warface! Now let me see your warface!"

"AHHHHHHH!"

"Bullshit. You didn't convince me. Let me see your real war face."

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

"You don't scare me. Work on it."

"Sir yes sir!"

"What's your excuse?"

"Sir excuse for what sir?"

"I'm asking the f***** questions here Private, do you understand?"

"Sir yes sir!"

"Well thank you very much. Can I be in charge for a while?"

"Sir yes sir!"

"Are you shook up? Are you nervous?"

"Sir I am sir!"

"Do I make you nervous?"

"Sir ..."

"Sir what? Are you about to call me an *******?"

"Sir no sir!"

"How tallare you Private?"

"Sir 5 foot 9 sir!"

"5 foot 9, I didn't know they stacked shit that high. You tryin' to squeeze and inch in on me somewhere, huh?"

"Sir no sir!"

"Bullshit. It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's *** and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress. I think you've been cheated. Where now are you from Private?"

"Sir Texas sir!"

"Holy dog shit. Texas. Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy. And you don't much look like a steer to me so that kind of narrows it down. Do you **** d****?"

"Sir no sir!"

"Are you a Peter Pumper?"

"Sir no sir!"

"I bet you're the kind of guy that would f*** a person in a** and not even have the g****** common courtesy to give him a reach around. I'll be watching you. Did your parents have any children that lived?"

"Sir yes sir!"

"You're so ugly, you could be a modern art masterpiece. What's your name fatbody?"

"Sir Lenord Lawrence sir!"

"Lawrence, Lawrence what, of Arabia?"

"Sir no sir!"

"That name sounds like roalty. Are you roalty?"

And on and on and on.

Best movie ever.

- Steve

 

[slam32b]

I say wait till about 3 in the moring smash his windows and take his deck and your amp and anything else of value then slash his tires. Or if your a nice guy just take the amp

or

Go to his house with a bunch of friends and knock till he opens. Or wait till he leaves. Hes going to have to leave the house at some point in the day. Does he have a car alarm? Set it off and be there waiting for him

 

[Acidburn 5,000+ posts]

"Is this me?""Who said that? Who the f*** said that!? Who's the slimey little something shit twinkled toed c***sucker down here that signed his own death warrant? Nobody, huh? The fairy f******godmother said it. ..... bunch of stuff. Was it you you scroungy little f***?"

"Sir no sir!"

"You little piece of shit. You look like a f****** worm. I bet it was you."

"Sir no sir!"

"Sir I said it sir."

"Well ... no shit. What have we got here, a f****** comedian, Private Joker. I admire your honesty. Hell I like you. You can come over to my house and f*** my sister. You little scumbag. I got your name, I got your ***! You will not laugh, you will not cry. You will learn by the numbers, I will teach you. Now get up, get on your feet! You had best unf*** yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck!

"Sir yes sir!"

"Private Joker why did you join my beloved core?"

"Sir to kill sir!"

"So you're a killer?"

"Sir yes sir!"

"Lemme see your war face."

"Sir ..."

"You got a warface? ...... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! That's a warface! Now let me see your warface!"

"AHHHHHHH!"

"Bullshit. You didn't convince me. Let me see your real war face."

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

"You don't scare me. Work on it."

"Sir yes sir!"

"What's your excuse?"

"Sir excuse for what sir?"

"I'm asking the f***** questions here Private, do you understand?"

"Sir yes sir!"

"Well thank you very much. Can I be in charge for a while?"

"Sir yes sir!"

"Are you shook up? Are you nervous?"

"Sir I am sir!"

"Do I make you nervous?"

"Sir ..."

"Sir what? Are you about to call me an *******?"

"Sir no sir!"

"How tallare you Private?"

"Sir 5 foot 9 sir!"

"5 foot 9, I didn't know they stacked shit that high. You tryin' to squeeze and inch in on me somewhere, huh?"

"Sir no sir!"

"Bullshit. It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's *** and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress. I think you've been cheated. Where now are you from Private?"

"Sir Texas sir!"

"Holy dog shit. Texas. Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy. And you don't much look like a steer to me so that kind of narrows it down. Do you **** d****?"

"Sir no sir!"

"Are you a Peter Pumper?"

"Sir no sir!"

"I bet you're the kind of guy that would f*** a person in a** and not even have the g****** common courtesy to give him a reach around. I'll be watching you. Did your parents have any children that lived?"

"Sir yes sir!"

"You're so ugly, you could be a modern art masterpiece. What's your name fatbody?"

"Sir Lenord Lawrence sir!"

"Lawrence, Lawrence what, of Arabia?"

"Sir no sir!"

"That name sounds like roalty. Are you roalty?"

And on and on and on.

Best movie ever.

- Steve

i feel like such a dumbass but what movie?

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

i feel like such a dumbass but what movie?

The one in his sig dumbass!//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif
Full Metal Jacket

 

[Acidburn 5,000+ posts]

The one in his sig dumbass!//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif
Full Metal Jacket

i knew it was the one in his sig, i just didn't know which one that was, and yes, i am a dumbass

 

[Radar 10+ year member]

lmao, thats great Steve.

 

[the_flatlander 10+ year member]

you can't get in trouble for trespassing (sp) if you wait for him by standing on the sidewalk //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/cop.gif.57eb2cc10a7efd04d31083ca3c30d53c.gif//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/driving.gif.c4dead4599dda895032b63e51f52b126.gif

 

[unrealii 10+ year member]

blow the suv up

 

[btnhfan 5,000+ posts]

try the cops first, and if that doesnt work, steal it back and cause a little destruction in the process.

 

[linksyz 10+ year member]

how many suggestions does this guy have to take in order to do some action? he has waited a month!!!! and hasnt done shit, i mean cmon if somebodys gonna steal ur amp ull do somethin within a week without asking questions on internet forums.

just my .02

 

[TooLowTooGo 10+ year member]

well not legal in n e way nut roll up to the house..knock on the door. no answer n its unlocked..run up in there find that little ******* n beat the shit out of hi.

not legal, may spend a few nights in jail but atleast hell kno u aint the person to **** wit.

n i agree wit ss3079 to be legal only way is cops. or court.

 

[AsK 5109 10+ year member]

Camp out in his yard............he gotta come out sometime..............

 

[MatthewR6 10+ year member]

do you have a reciept for the amp? If not, its all a he said, she said type of deal. You are in a tough spot. If you do call the cops and they do nothing, breaking into his bucket wouldnt be a smart thing to do. Youd be the first person theyd be looking at.

Ive heard that by taking a small piece of porcelin from a broken spark-plug and throwing it against the window is a silent way of shattering it. (ive never personally tried, it, only have heard about it for years.)

Pour a few gallons of water into his gas tank, he will be driving around and the car will eventually die. Even seasoned mechanics will have a tough time figuring out why the car died. (trust me)

But youve waited for a month, he figures your a ***** and wont do anything about it. I know its a tough spot, but youve waited too long!

Call the cop shop and tell them about the situation and see what they say. Most likely, youd have to show a reciept. Just tell them you let him take IT home and try IT out. Dont say anything about an AMP unless they say that they CAN do something.