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<blockquote data-quote="ss3079" data-source="post: 481168" data-attributes="member: 542009">&quot;Is this me?&quot;&quot;Who said that?&nbsp; Who the f*** said that!?&nbsp; Who&#039;s the slimey little something shit twinkled toed c***sucker down here that signed his own death warrant?&nbsp; Nobody, huh?&nbsp; The fairy f******godmother said it.&nbsp; ..... bunch of stuff.&nbsp; Was it you you scroungy little f***?&quot;&quot;Sir no sir!&quot;&quot;You little piece of shit.&nbsp; You look like a f****** worm.&nbsp; I bet it was you.&quot;&quot;Sir no sir!&quot;&quot;Sir I said it sir.&quot;&quot;Well ... no shit.&nbsp; What have we got here, a f****** comedian, Private Joker.&nbsp; I admire your honesty.&nbsp; Hell I like you.&nbsp; You can come over to my house and f*** my sister.&nbsp; You little scumbag.&nbsp; I got your name, I got your ***!&nbsp; You will not laugh, you will not cry.&nbsp; You will learn by the numbers, I will teach you.&nbsp; Now get up, get on your feet!&nbsp; You had best unf*** yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck!&quot;Sir yes sir!&quot;&quot;Private Joker why did you join my beloved core?&quot;&quot;Sir to kill sir!&quot;&quot;So you&#039;re a killer?&quot;&quot;Sir yes sir!&quot;&quot;Lemme see your war face.&quot;&quot;Sir ...&quot;&quot;You got a warface? ......&nbsp; AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!&nbsp; That&#039;s a warface!&nbsp; Now let me see your warface!&quot;&quot;AHHHHHHH!&quot;&quot;Bullshit.&nbsp; You didn&#039;t convince me.&nbsp; Let me see your real war face.&quot;&quot;AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!&quot;&quot;You don&#039;t scare me.&nbsp; Work on it.&quot;&quot;Sir yes sir!&quot;&quot;What&#039;s your excuse?&quot;&quot;Sir excuse for what sir?&quot;&quot;I&#039;m asking the f***** questions here Private, do you understand?&quot;&quot;Sir yes sir!&quot;&quot;Well thank you very much.&nbsp; Can I be in charge for a while?&quot;&quot;Sir yes sir!&quot;&quot;Are you shook up?&nbsp; Are you nervous?&quot;&quot;Sir I am sir!&quot;&quot;Do I make you nervous?&quot;&quot;Sir ...&quot;&quot;Sir what?&nbsp; Are you about to call me an *******?&quot;&quot;Sir no sir!&quot;&quot;How tallare you Private?&quot;&quot;Sir 5 foot 9 sir!&quot;&quot;5 foot 9, I didn&#039;t know they stacked shit that high.&nbsp; You tryin&#039; to squeeze and inch in on me somewhere, huh?&quot;&quot;Sir no sir!&quot;&quot;Bullshit.&nbsp; It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama&#039;s *** and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress.&nbsp; I think you&#039;ve been cheated.&nbsp; Where now are you from Private?&quot;&quot;Sir Texas sir!&quot;&quot;Holy dog shit.&nbsp; Texas.&nbsp; Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy.&nbsp; And you don&#039;t much look like a steer to me so that kind of narrows it down.&nbsp; Do you **** d****?&quot;&quot;Sir no sir!&quot;&quot;Are you a Peter Pumper?&quot;&quot;Sir no sir!&quot;&quot;I bet you&#039;re the kind of guy that would f*** a person in a** and not even have the g****** common courtesy to give him a reach around.&nbsp; I&#039;ll be watching you.&nbsp; Did your parents have any children that lived?&quot;&quot;Sir yes sir!&quot;&quot;You&#039;re so ugly, you could be a modern art masterpiece.&nbsp; What&#039;s your name fatbody?&quot;&quot;Sir Lenord Lawrence sir!&quot;&quot;Lawrence, Lawrence what, of Arabia?&quot;&quot;Sir no sir!&quot;&quot;That name sounds like roalty.&nbsp; Are you roalty?&quot;And on and on and on.Best movie ever.- Steve</blockquote>

[QUOTE="ss3079, post: 481168, member: 542009"] "Is this me?" "Who said that? Who the f*** said that!? Who's the slimey little something shit twinkled toed c***sucker down here that signed his own death warrant? Nobody, huh? The fairy f******godmother said it. ..... bunch of stuff. Was it you you scroungy little f***?" "Sir no sir!" "You little piece of shit. You look like a f****** worm. I bet it was you." "Sir no sir!" "Sir I said it sir." "Well ... no shit. What have we got here, a f****** comedian, Private Joker. I admire your honesty. Hell I like you. You can come over to my house and f*** my sister. You little scumbag. I got your name, I got your ***! You will not laugh, you will not cry. You will learn by the numbers, I will teach you. Now get up, get on your feet! You had best unf*** yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck! "Sir yes sir!" "Private Joker why did you join my beloved core?" "Sir to kill sir!" "So you're a killer?" "Sir yes sir!" "Lemme see your war face." "Sir ..." "You got a warface? ...... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! That's a warface! Now let me see your warface!" "AHHHHHHH!" "Bullshit. You didn't convince me. Let me see your real war face." "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" "You don't scare me. Work on it." "Sir yes sir!" "What's your excuse?" "Sir excuse for what sir?" "I'm asking the f***** questions here Private, do you understand?" "Sir yes sir!" "Well thank you very much. Can I be in charge for a while?" "Sir yes sir!" "Are you shook up? Are you nervous?" "Sir I am sir!" "Do I make you nervous?" "Sir ..." "Sir what? Are you about to call me an *******?" "Sir no sir!" "How tallare you Private?" "Sir 5 foot 9 sir!" "5 foot 9, I didn't know they stacked shit that high. You tryin' to squeeze and inch in on me somewhere, huh?" "Sir no sir!" "Bullshit. It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's *** and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress. I think you've been cheated. Where now are you from Private?" "Sir Texas sir!" "Holy dog shit. Texas. Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy. And you don't much look like a steer to me so that kind of narrows it down. Do you **** d****?" "Sir no sir!" "Are you a Peter Pumper?" "Sir no sir!" "I bet you're the kind of guy that would f*** a person in a** and not even have the g****** common courtesy to give him a reach around. I'll be watching you. Did your parents have any children that lived?" "Sir yes sir!" "You're so ugly, you could be a modern art masterpiece. What's your name fatbody?" "Sir Lenord Lawrence sir!" "Lawrence, Lawrence what, of Arabia?" "Sir no sir!" "That name sounds like roalty. Are you roalty?" And on and on and on. Best movie ever. - Steve [/QUOTE]

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